✨criss ✨

Bisexual flag is goated because it’s berry blast colors

The fun thing about power is that while you can use it to silence people smarter than you no amount of it can cure you of being a fucking dipshit

I measure the health of our economy by checking the retail price of the Shure SM57 microphone

its weird that the president brags about inflicting pain on american citizens and cities right?

"Final hot dog question: In one sitting, how many…"(Andrew)

"Don’t ask this! Don’t ask this if you don’t want to know the answer!"

-The Happening

Chugging half a glass of probiotic drink as if I’m gonna offset having coffee and ramen for lunch

Just thinkin bout how the Famous Quotes of our time will stand in history on a wider scale, as everything must be exaggerated and aggressive to appeal to the algorithm

it turns out making art is spiritually and emotionally fulfilling. has anyone looked into this

Hey, kid? You're god damn right.

Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by the process of law.

they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by violence.

the only lever by which they can obtain obedience is fear.

do not offer it to them.

I hope that I Have One Daughter song wins a Grammy tbh

[tears brimming my eyes] please podcast advertising industry. I don’t want to hear Ryan Reynolds anymore

those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks

Top secret plan to shoot jk Rowling into space, call that astroterf

Gonna be overleveled as fuck for the bl4 storyline, as I have no fuckin idea where to go but still keep killin stuff

"that's not funny, no one should lose their lives to gun violence" so true! that's what we've been saying all along. I'm so glad you agree

It turns out that protecting hate speech did not create the conditions to protect other kinds of speech; instead, it protected hate and allowed hate movements to take over all the institutions of that might have defended the rest of us.

That said, she’ll do great on Rogan I’m sure

By the time she brings up Zendaya “wearing boy clothes” it was obvious to me that she’s working through Something Big and didn’t actually have any coherent thoughts on gender

I switched from a Judith butler audiobook to that episode, I had intense gender theory whiplash

give me a fucking break

To spell some shit out unambiguously: fascism requires domestic abuse to propagate itself. Demands it. There is no way to humanely teach your children that might makes right. There is no way to gently love a spouse you think is your genetic intellectual inferior.

These are inextricably linked.

🎶wanna live with, genderfuckers like you, wanna live with, genderfuckers like you🎶

🎶sport an unearned attitude, shave your head and peg a dude, 🎶

Rewriting Common People so it’s about a straight person dating a nonbinary person

Why does Snapchat still insist on doxxing its users via push notification??? I’m glad my friend is back in town but I don’t need to know about it!!!

i feel like this haunted mirror really "gets" me