I’m tired of this, grandpa.

This is what I call my mama 🤭 she from that SAME generation too 🥴🥴

does anyone in nyc have a new baby and want a bunch of baby stuff i can’t seem to offload in the local parents chat??

this was nobly wholesome, but i wanted a little more grit. just a tiny sprinkle of violence would've made this a Michelin star plate.

"the dog ate our jobs report numbers machine" is absolutely insane

You all honest to God think that the eight Democrats that voted to end the shut down just happen to be people that weren’t up for reelection anytime soon or at all? If you think that I can’t talk to you.

*first.

Bruh I thought he 💀 I was finna act a Meg’s worth of ass at work 😭😭

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lmao..... in what world would it even make sense to lob this issue at *checks notes* a mayor-elect??????

And a weed(s)

The arguments this caused at work, them people were pissed "He coulda killed him!!!"

That spiders web they found in that cave would go for about $3200 in NY

Like?! That orange bitch can’t read your name and would pronounce that shit like a Harry Potter spell. What are you doing???

Also, if you all unconditionally support Democrats, fascism will always rise. They’re not here to stop fascism, they’re here to stop you.

THIS BETTA BE SOME FUCKING LINT FALLING ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE I KNOW THAT DAMN WELL MUCH

AND crooked. His head set in that graduation angle but that hairline is sitting at 12 and 6

Everyone knows the sammich tastes better cut diagonally

The second half of this has me in stitches 😭😂

There's no better way to understand how this economy really works than to see news that over 1 million jobs have been erased this year at the same time that the stock market is at or near a record high.

If you ever crowd funded for a funeral, a lawyer, a whatever tf I better not hear you speak about “why ppl don’t just work instead of relying on SNAP” and how “SNAP is just a hand out”

Farmers' Almanac says it will cease publication after 208 years, citing financial challenges A 208-year-old publication that farmers, gardeners and others keen to predict the weather have relied on for guidance will be publishing for the final time.

Farmers' Almanac says it will cease publication after 208 years, citing financial challenges

Someone should animate this like America’s Next Top Model.

putting Niecy Nash and Glenn Close as supporting cast to a Kim K centerpiece is definitely drugs. he deserves every drag.

Familial link between ADHD and crime risk is partly genetic, study suggests A large-scale Swedish study explored the connections between ADHD and criminal behavior within families. The findings suggest a shared liability that appears to be influenced by genetic factors, with ...

Oh fuck off this is just gonna start a political panic once this hits the mainstream

Even the study admits that its findings are buried under a mess of other factors they can't control for like poverty

www.psypost.org/familial-lin...

And if they don’t?

I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.

There's so much being recalled and there's no newsletter coming out due to the shutdown.

Check this and see if you have any of these in your kitchen. If so, throw them out or see if you can get a refund if you can.

AYE. IF YOUR STATE/COUNTY IS HOLDING ELECTIONS, GO VOTE. DO YOUR RESEARCH AND GO VOTE.

YOUR LOCAL ELECTIONS AFFECT YOU JUST AS MUCH, IF NOT MORE, THAN THE NATIONAL ONES.

WE ALL HAVE A LOT TO SAY, SO MAKE YOUR POINT HEARD AT THE POLLS.

This is the kind of chaos I’m on social media for 😂

One of my earliest kiddo memories is watching ANBC with the 3 flavor popcorn in the tub that was bigger than ME 🥹