Tim Barnes

i honestly don’t even really know what this means, but why does it feel like every Jordan Peele movie is about Will Smith?

Old floppy drive with printed label 'Works, but makes Sad Noises'

Got my performance review.

another thing written by me for Collider (wow, i have a way with words)

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shame on Disney. why is the president married to the Pixar lamp?

okay, i’ll bite. what’s a charliekirk?

the difference between Bob Marley singing "I Shot the Sheriff" and Eric Clapton singing "I Shot the Sheriff" is the jury reaction

9/16/10: Bernie Sanders on Raekwon 🎵 #cheapfake

Drew Carey is one of the nicest guys I’ve ever met.

"Every episode of The Drew Carey Show was in some way a roast of Drew Carey, filled with jokes made at his own expense, often by himself while holding back laughter."

youtu.be/KbYbc2IVqVg?...

for Collider, i wrote about the strange majesty that is ‘The Drew Carey Show’

collider.com/drew-carey-s...

protect them from COVID?

when does that guy from ‘The Paper’ start attending a ‘Star War’?

the Trump administration of the living embodiment of “but wait, there’s more!”

On 10/13 my comedy show/horror movie screening series Hoff’s Horrorfest will show THE INVISIBLE MAN (1933) at @caveatnyc.bsky.social! 🫥🕶️ Get your tix now: www.caveat.nyc/events/hoffs... Produced by me, @coolandnice.bsky.social, @timbarnes.bsky.social, @iangoldstein.bsky.social & Mary Bess Pritchett!

RIP CBS News

a Netflix travel series set imediately after the Emancipation Proclamation called ‘Somebody Freed Phil’

please make him a cast member

Saturday is leaving ‘SNL’

again, our doctors can only treat you once you’re able to describe the specific body part in pain instead of repeating the phrase

BlueSky’s great moral failing is that this skeet hasn’t gotten triple viral yet

many thanks to @hoffmatthews.bsky.social for capturing my greatest acting moment

more and more conversations with people in the industry are starting to sound like this

It’s a KitKat just for me!

again, we don’t have racial categories at Big & Tall. please stop asking for a section named

sir, for the record, there are no condoms called

no, she’s cool. we call her

YouTube video by Hoff Matthews It's a Living

My short film "It's a Living" is now available to watch on YouTube! Check it out, I think you'll like it! Featuring @timbarnes.bsky.social, @coolandnice.bsky.social and Mary Bess Pritchett. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjd1...

YouTube video by Sony Pics at Home Looking back on 50 memorable years on the influence of #MontyPythonandtheHolyGrail.

my very specific goal of being a talking head in the “bonus feature” documentary of a DVD and/or Blu-ray has officially been crossed off the bucket list

Andor. A pandemic. Two industry strikes. A streaming bubble. The show really is a miracle.