Tim Barnes

really think the ball is gonna win this one, guys

walk of shame if i’ve ever seen one

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Darth Vader’s belt is the most menacing element of his getup

Trump’s Immigration Policy Is 100 Years Old The White House seems to be mining the Coolidge era for inspiration. But America is not the country it was in 1924.

The Trump administration is "channeling an immigration regime instituted in 1924, when strict racial quotas — driven by fears of foreigners and a rise in eugenic thinking — led to a bottoming-out of foreign-born Americans," writes Jia Lynn Yang. nyti.ms/4a37QmN

UPDATE: The Park Service returned the brochures to the home, hours after this report.

Park Service officials told Mississippi Today that the reason they removed the brochures was because they were “outdated” mississippitoday.org/2026/02/05/v...

You know in your heart of hearts it's true.

i choose to believe toast was invented before bread

fellas, don’t get caught out here saying “Hey, Meta…” in bed

every time i try to freestyle it’s just Wild Wild West, Jim West, Desperado

How the Supreme Court Secretly Made Itself Even More Secretive

i am very much of the view that undermining the court’s secrecy is a necessary part of remaking it into something like an actual court (and not some guardian council) www.nytimes.com/2026/02/02/u...

Richard Pryor told jokes like he was ready to run out of the building at any moment

Honestly if you’re a Black fan of horror, this is a must-watch. I got to moderate a panel with some of the producers at Comic-Con, and it’s a professional highlight for me. It was amazing.

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someone tell Netflix that Stranger Things already has a sequel

R.I.P.

the blues is gonna make a big comeback because we’re all
about to feel it

How ICE Already Knows Who Minneapolis Protesters Are

A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.

hey uhhh we haven't been getting duped into some of history's stupidest policies by a cadre of pedophiles for the past 30 years have we?

Don Lemon speaks outside of the courtroom after release: "I have spent my entire life covering the news. I will not stop now ... I will not be silenced."

it’s time to discuss the sleep mind virus

One of the best actors of her generation. Easily one of the best comedians of all time. As much Catherine O’Hara as we got, it was nowhere near enough.

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Have... have you done it yet?

Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.

this is a good time for white people to turn to their fathers and ask why he really stayed up watching so many Hitler documentaries on the History Channel

Rep. LaMonica McIver Faces 17 Years in Prison over ICE Jail Inspection Democracy Now! speaks with Congressmember LaMonica McIver of New Jersey, who is facing up to 17 years in prison stemming from an incident last May when she and two other Democratic congressmembers sou...

“I’m not going to let them bully me out of doing my job. I’m just not,” says Congressmember LaMonica McIver.

that’s *checks notes* three late singers

only one episode in but i am thoroughly enjoying Wonder Man

The first time The Simpsons could have ended Our new series on great TV episodes of the 21st century begins with a would-be series finale.

For the next year, I'm gonna write about 26 episodes that defined TV in the 21st century, one per year, one per show. It'll be fun! And only available to paid subscribers!

I'm starting, of course, with The Simpsons, as one century ends and another begins.

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