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Edina Coyote

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Bone vivant of Edina, MN. Purveyor of non sequiturs. Advocate for two spaces and the Oxford comma. I like cake, dogs, music, hockey, and basketball -- not necessarily in that order. Tell your dog I said hi.

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What are the Muppets? Chopped liver??

11.11.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Note from the late-night constitutional:

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ The ginkgo leaves are falling. ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ I repeat: THE GINKGO LEAVES ARE FALLING. ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ

09.11.2025 05:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please do not speak of this again.

08.11.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜น

08.11.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŽต "One of these things is more human than the other" ๐ŸŽต

08.11.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nope. But we've got a lovely public toilet in Benning Terrace for you.

08.11.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am so sorry for your loss. ๐Ÿ’”

08.11.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup. I still thought it was chilly enough last night, though.

08.11.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your chances of being hurt today would still be low if GWH were playing! They're looking mighty impressive so far.

08.11.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PuppyFrenโ„ข and I bet a few bones that the ginkgos would drop their leaves last night. We lost. ๐Ÿ™

08.11.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooh -- great idea!!!

08.11.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's really not all that interesting. The highlight is being stuck on the 35W bridge for 45 minutes and wondering whether it could hold up to all those vehicles and all that snow. #premonition

04.11.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Notes from the morning constitutional:

1. The birds are quiet today. Still traumatized by last night, I'm guessing.

2. PuppyFrenโ„ข and I collected so many abandoned bits and bobs from the urchins' costumes that we are pretty much set for next year.

01.11.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not to brag, but PuppyFrenโ„ข is the fastest of them all.

01.11.2025 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We fast.

01.11.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know that kid in an inflatable coyote costume? That wasn't a kid.

01.11.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This year's Halloween vino is a 2007 Barbera d'Asti Superiore. A few years past its prime, perhaps, but pretty delizioso nonetheless.

01.11.2025 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

IIRC, I stopped by your house that afternoon. โ„โ„โ„โ„โ„โ„โ„โ„โ„โ„โ„โ„โ„โ„โ„โ„โ„โ„โ„โ„โ„

01.11.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Minnesota.

01.11.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who would like to hear my story about the Halloween Blizzard of 1991?

31.10.2025 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The happiest of birthdays to you, Spike! Hope you are having a wonderful day. โฃ๏ธ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ

28.10.2025 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Center for People and Craft | Minneapolis Folk School Explore hands-on craft workshops and community events at the Center for People and Craft in Minneapolis, fostering cross-cultural and intergenerational learning.

Thanks to @stribrooks.bsky.social 's column this morning, The Center for People and Craft is now on my radar. LET THE ARTISANING BEGIN!!! www.peopleandcraft.org

26.10.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Murder, she manifested.

26.10.2025 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

No Sarah McLachlan??

26.10.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Notes from the morning constitutional:

1. The crows were engaged in aerial combat with a pair of what appeared to be merlins. ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

2. We observed Leo the Cat attempting to crash morning mass at the local parish. We overheard him telling the ushers he was Il Papa.

26.10.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and the fact I will not lack for canning lids in the event of another pandemic.

26.10.2025 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh -- my trash talk led to her exiting the game.

24.10.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Bulldogs would be nowhere without รˆve Gascon. #GopherWHockey #SkiUMah

24.10.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Wispy blackish-purple and dark grey clouds against a pale blue western sky, with streaks of light and dark orange along the horizon.

Wispy blackish-purple and dark grey clouds against a pale blue western sky, with streaks of light and dark orange along the horizon.

And here is the same trippy sky about a half hour later.

18.10.2025 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Western sky shortly before sunset, with streaks of white, light gray, and purple clouds across the sky, with orange from the setting sun along the horizon.

Western sky shortly before sunset, with streaks of white, light gray, and purple clouds across the sky, with orange from the setting sun along the horizon.

Please enjoy this trippy sky from a few nights ago.

18.10.2025 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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