@gawalz.bsky.social
Profile pic from Library of Congress ceiling. No cuts, no butts, no coconuts. Will take your black licorice. 🇫🇮
a pic of leaves on the ground.
“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can
18.11.2024 13:48 — 👍 6238 🔁 1111 💬 213 📌 332This one's so good. The third starts slow, but rallies quite nicely. Then.....don't make plans with other books.
18.11.2025 00:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Stinger is so wild. That copy with the hand always creeped me out whenever I saw it at the library as a kid. Glad I got over that fear.
I've been reading McCammon's "Matthew Corbett" series this year and inhaled most of them.
Chris, these are incredible!
12.11.2025 11:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sitting, standing, AND lying down? A true triple-threat
11.11.2025 22:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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RE: Vikings
09.11.2025 20:00 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0I saw this at least 3 times in the theater
09.11.2025 19:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whoa
08.11.2025 23:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lol
06.11.2025 04:47 — 👍 14110 🔁 4330 💬 105 📌 82Conspiracy possibility. Did the NFL Kicker Kabal™️ meet in the off-season and decide to go all out to erase any legacy of a person with a name similar to Dustin Mucker?
03.11.2025 17:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you think there was some sort of off-season agreement among Kickers to start going berserk and scrub that jerk from the records?
02.11.2025 23:38 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Look! another one. What the fuck
02.11.2025 20:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If my cat could talk I'm certain every day we'd have the dumbest arguments and she'd yell my personal business in the background of every phone call I made.
02.11.2025 20:20 — 👍 36 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0a lot of discussion about candy, not enough candy for me to eat
27.10.2025 18:26 — 👍 22 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0why do you keep doing that shit man
24.10.2025 02:18 — 👍 64 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 0
Claude AI logo
Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
07.10.2025 18:11 — 👍 2059 🔁 468 💬 36 📌 31a not at all infuriating team to follow
19.10.2025 19:35 — 👍 110 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 0We're visiting from MN. My wife and I helped an inflatable hippo in a tutu get a sign over his giant head in Millennium Park. Always be kind to animals.
18.10.2025 20:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In Chicago. Separated from the rest of the protest.
18.10.2025 19:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Congratulations! That's awesome
12.10.2025 23:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So it turns out I forgot I picked the Browns to win the upset.
SO THE VIKINGS GET A CONGRATULATIONS
13.09.2025 00:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What a show! I loved every minute of it. Whenever I need a pick-me-up, I think about John Lakeman and his stupid dance in Season 2.
12.09.2025 22:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Chonky cat on flag that says "Oh Lawd He Treadin'"
11.09.2025 01:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Excruciating first half
09.09.2025 01:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Stearns Tweet of the week award.
On a Monday! Well done!
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