The Tutorial entry page from Squirmish: The Videogame.
TUTORIAL: How to play Squirmish
Image features a giant anthropomorphic house fly holding Squirmish cards and wearing a pink tutu.
A screenshot of an active game of Squirmish: The Videogame.
Text in the message box says "Use a special ability". The opponent on the far side of the table is an anthropomorphic block of buttered cornbread.
An action shot from Squirmish: The Videogame. It depicts a thrown pie about to hit its target. The opponent on the opposite side of the table is Greyface.
(This is a special dev-made image zoomed in on the Squirmish 6x6 game board.)
Screenshot from Squirmish: The videogame. This is a tabletop view after a game has ended.
Game Over: Cornbread Won!
The end game is supervised by the Referee, an anthropomorphic sports whistle.
Perusing Steam's #BoardGameFest, you'll find many big name titles: Risk, Ticket to Ride, Life, Catan. Games you've likely played. Classics.
If you prefer something more obscure, purely indie, crafted be a tiny 2-person team, consider our fest entry, Squirmish.
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Standard art featuring a Candyland-like game board with dice and meeples for
Steam Board Game Fest
JAN 26 - FEB 2 at 10 am PT
Specifically features Squirmish: The Videogame of Brawling Beasties with a 50% discount at $2.99
2026 marks the 10th anniversary of Squirmish: The Card Game!
This week, our digital version, Squirmish: The Videogame is part of Steam's Board Game Fest (JAN 26 - FEB 2)
π²Try the free demo for our zany dice rolling card battler!
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Squirmish: The Videogame of Brawling Beasties is still on sale!
Same 67% off discount, different sale.
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Squirmish character Hobblebob on an army green t-shirt. Hobblebob is a poison tossing garden gnome.
Squirmish character The Snowbombnible Omen on a kelly green t-shirt. He looks like a large lump of snow with feet, nose, and eyes standing on an icy plane. He might be a yeti.
Squirmish character Zeebelbezub on an orange t-shirt. Zeebelbezub is a demon with prominent horns and a big toothy grin.
Squirmish character Little Warhead on a kiwi green t-shirt. Little Warhead is an anthropomorphic atom bomb, screaming.
Squirmish has t-shirts!
(courtesy @squirmish.bsky.social)
If you like a simple shirt, no branding, just #gameart on a solid tee, take a look. Some of the #oc posted this past week are available.
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A Steven Stwalley illustration of Zeebelbezub, an original character and card art from Squirmish (videogame and card game).
Artwork features a burnt orange demon with prominent horns and a toothy grin. He stands in "you know where" before a fiery background.
Courtesy squirmish.net
ZEEBELBEZUB, "Demon of Demos", "Devil of TBYB", is here to point out that Squirmish has a DEMO!
Test if the wild and weird vibe is right for you, risk-free.
(As a Soul Sucker, he might ask for help beating DS3)
Another OC from Squirmish:
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for #TeaseYaGame
Squirmish is a wild strategy card game where 2 players take turns adding weird fighters to the arena and doing battle.
3 knock outs wins the game, maybe in a few turns or sometimes in 10 or more brutal rounds.
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made by 2 sickos who love puns
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A Steven Stwalley illustration of Giggler, an original character and card art from Squirmish (videogame and card game).
Artwork features a bright red furry creature with a huge grin sitting on the ground in front of a green gradient background. He looks like he's trying to stifle a laugh.
Courtesy squirmish.net
GIGGLER here laughs uncontrollably at every 6-7 joke and can't believe that on the 8th day of our 67% off sale, we haven't leaned into the silliness. Soβ¦
Squirmish is now 67% off! Get it? 6οΈβ£7οΈβ£ππ€£ Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
Another OC from Squirmish:
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A Steven Stwalley illustration of Opossrat, a character and card art from Squirmish: The Videogame and Squirmish: The Card Game.
Artwork features a rat/opossum hybrid named Opossrat on its back playing dead with a deep blue gradient background. Opossrat has gray fur and a fat purple tongue.
Courtesy squirmish.net
On the 7th day of xmas-themed posts hyping our game's art and holiday discount, OPOSSRAT sets a mood of playing dead to escape in order to recharge social batteries in prep for rest of month.
Another OC from Squirmish: The Videogame
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Save 67% on SQUIRMISH: The Videogame of Brawling Beasties on Steam
Squirmish is a hilarious turn-based card-battling game for online PVP or solo play. Find your favorite creature cards and battle them against your opponent's beastie brigade. Strange strategies and in...
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A Steven Stwalley illustration of Hobblebob, original character and card art from Squirmish (videogame and card game).
Artwork features what looks like a bearded garden gnome on a green gradient background. He has big ears, sports a pointy red hat and is short a few teeth.
Courtesy squirmish.net
πThis time of year, when HOBBLEBOB hits you with his Fermented Nightshade concoctionπ§, you may catch the scent of vanilla, nutmeg, cinnamon, and a hint of rotten eggs - Toxic Eggnog! π₯π€’
Another OC from Squirmish: The Videogame
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A Steven Stwalley illustration of Spooksie, original character and card art from Squirmish (videogame and card game).
Artwork features a blue-tinted semi-transparent ghost levitating over a deep blue background.
Courtesy squirmish.net
Halloweenies member SPOOKSIE has busy Octobers, but year end, he's a true holiday spirit, performing as Ghost of Squirmuss Past in community theater, and hanging out with Zero from Nightmare. π»
Another OC from Squirmish: The Videogame
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A Steven Stwalley illustration of The Snowbombnible Omen, an original character and card art from Squirmish (videogame and card game).
Artwork features what looks like a large lump of snow with feet, nose, and eyes standing on an icy plane. It might be a yeti.
Courtesy squirmish.net
βοΈ Winter is Coming! - as foretold by this cryptid from the uncanny Spooner Valley.
THE SNOWBOMBNIBLE OMEN
Portend of school closures, snow emergencies, snow forts, and snowball fights. βοΈ
Another OC from Squirmish: The Videogame
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A Steven Stwalley illustration of Little Warhead, a character and card art from Squirmish: The Videogame and Squirmish: The Card Game.
I weird looking metallic colored character with bulging bloodshot eyes screaming. His torso is tattooed with an atomic symbol.
On a purple background.
Courtesy squirmish.net
The cost of Squirmish: The Videogame is
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A Steven Stwalley illustration of Tacky O'Sweatersaurus, a character and card art from Squirmish: The Videogame and Squirmish: The Card Game.
Artwork features a hefty green dinosaur over a blue background wearing what looks like an ugly Christmas sweater. His teeth are barred in a threating manner.
Courtesy squirmish.net
'Tis the season of ugly sweaters, when for a short time, our friend Tacky O'Sweatersaurus is plausibly fashionable in his everyday drip. π¦
Tacky is an iconic character in the Squirmish: Biscuit and Gravy DLC, on sale now on Steam at 67% off.
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For #screenshotsaturday, a clip of our newly released #halloween card, The Hoofless Horseman getting placed in game.
Be the first on your block to DE-FEET your enemies with your very own Hoofless Horseman card!
Happy Halloween
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Squirmish Promo Card - The HOOFLESS HORSEMAN
A member of the HALLOWEENIES group, this card has a bright orange base color.
The artwork features a monochromatic humanoid with a horse-head and no legs.
HP: 6
Special Attack: SOLE HARVESTER
3 DAMAGE and move this card to any position.
Special Ability: THE AGONY OF DE-FEET
Cards diagonal from this card cannot be moved.
Group Ability: HALLOWEENIES
On your turn, roll a die. If you roll under the number of HW in play, draw a card.
Battlecry: "I've got some big shoes to fill."
https://squirmish.net
Almost #Halloween, so for Squirmish, we've released a new member of the Halloweenies group.
The Hoofless Horseman
This free card is available for play in the Main game and Demo. No DLC needed.
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From Squirmish: The Videogame
Shows the post-game view of the tabletop after a match between Legume of DOOM (Beans) and Cornbread.
The official Referee (an anthropomorphic sports whistle) stands over some remaining cards.
From Squirmish: The Videogame
This is the starting page for the game. Each launch, one of 5 "greeter" characters is shown here. In this case we have a laughing green crocodile-like creature wearing a cowboy hat.
This is Hicklehuck. Other greeters include Quacko, Oinker, Prancy Pepperpot, and Rickles Tayback.
From Squirmish: The Videogame
These are fans, spectators and crew from the game. Prominently featured here is the Poonut Vender who relentlessly hawks a variety of disturbing snacks.
From Squirmish: The Videogame
This is the Smacktalk Board for the game. 22 audio quips your avatar can blurt out during the game.
Button labels like FIST BUMP, and FREAK OUT are general. Each avatar is voiced with unique smacktalk for each button. Here, pressing FREAK OUT! produces "You're about to get refried!".
With DLC, our game Squirmish has nearly 150 unique characters.
π103 card characters
πΎ14 bots/avatars
π29 spectators/crew
Created, illustrated, sometimes voiced, animated by @squirmish.bsky.social
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Save 35% on Squirmish: Biscuit Sisters vs. Gravy Brothers 24-Card Booster Set on Steam
Get ready for some serious sibling scuffles with the Biscuit Sisters and Gravy Brothers, two new groups for Squirmish! Activate their groups and they do double damage... with an extra +1 damage of pur...
π½οΈπ« Supper's Ready! π½π§
As foretold, new DLC for Squirmish: The Videogame is ready for consumption.
Biscuit Sisters vs. Gravy Brothers 24-Card Booster Set
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Topped with OC, VO, and Puns!
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SQUIRMISH: The Videogame of Brawling Beasties - New Squirmish DLC: Biscuit Sisters vs. Gravy Brothers 24-Card Booster Set! - Steam News
The 24 crazy new cards will inspire loads of wild new strategies you can use... as well as a new section with some ridiculous and delicious opponents to conquer!
The Biscuit Sisters Vs. The Gravy Brothers booster set for the #Squirmish videogame is live... and on sale... now! The set has 24 new cards you can add to the mayhem! #videogame #videogames #dlc #cardgame #ccg #tcg #beastbattler #cardfighting #cardfight
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New DLC for our game Squirmish: The Videogame will be released on October 20! It's a big add-on featuring 24 new cards, and 3 new bot opponents.
Meanwhile, it's the #SteamAutumnSale and Squirmish: The Videogame is on sale for a measly buck and a half!
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The SOLO BATTLES page in Squirmish: The Videogame. The currently selected solo module is FOOD FIGHTS!
New Squirmish DLC drops OCT 20
Meet the Food Fighters!
Beans | Cornbread | Beans & Cornbread
Three fresh off the stove opponents introduce 24 new cards in the BISCUITS vs GRAVY booster pack DLC.
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The BISCUIT SISTERS vs. The GRAVY BROTHERS
24-CARD DLC BOOSTER SET
AVAILABLE IN THE STEAM STORE
OCT 20
Get ready for some serious sibling scuffles with the Biscuit Sisters and Gravy Brothers, two new groups for Squirmish! Activate their groups and they do double damage... with an extra +1 damage of pure malice if the Biscuit Sisters and Gravy Brothers are fighting each other!
A card from The BISCUIT SISTERS vs. The GRAVY BROTHERS DLC for Squirmish: The Videogame. The background color is brown, with additional colors blue, white and black.
Name: EGGS GRAVY
HP: 3
Attacks: (1-5) 1 DAMAGE
Special Attack: (6) SCRAMBLER, 5 DAMAGE and move this card two times.
Special Ability: EGGSHELL, Takes no damage from cards attacking for the first time.
Group Ability: GRAVY BROTHERHOOD, Does 2x DAMAGE. Does +1 DAMAGE to Biscuit Sisters.
Battlecry: "OOO! OOO! Don't hit me!"
SQUIRMISH (C)2015-2024 by Steven Stwalley
The Squirmish lobby for FOOD FIGHTS! featuring two opponents, BEANS and CORNBREAD, part of a trio of anthropomorphic food fighters. The setting is a kitchen decorated with a light blue and white motif.
FOOD FIGHTS!
Which will it be?
BEANS or CORNBREAD?
Pick one and click on the Battle Button to begin!
A pulled back view of the Squirmish tabletop with opponent Cornbread on the far side of the table.
9 cards are currently in play. The green die shows a roll of 5. The message bar displays "ROUND 6".
OCT 20 we're serving up a tasty dish of DLC for Squirmish: The Videogame!
BISCUITS vs GRAVY - booster pack
π΄2 DOZEN new cards with all the requisite attack and ability puns.
π½οΈFood Fights!, a 3-course meal of matches against anthropomorphic entrΓ©es.
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#gamedev
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An active game of Squirmish: The Videogame: Beans versus Cornbread.
Beans says "I'm mean to the bean! I'm the legume of doom!"
An active game of Squirmish: The Videogame: Beans versus Cornbread.
Cornbread says "Hot buttered!"
An active game of Squirmish: The Videogame: Beans versus Cornbread.
A popup shows details of the card SWIRLYFACE.
An active game of Squirmish: The Videogame: Beans versus Cornbread.
Cornbread says "I'm almost dead." (Which is an exaggeration. He might still come back with ROTTY and PONK in play.)
For #screenshotsaturday, gameplay shots of Squirmish: The Videogame showcasing new cards and avatar characters from our upcoming DLC release, dropping OCT 20.
Hope ya like anthropomorphic food!
(NGL, I find Beans bot to be really disturbing.π«)
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Strip Mall Archive | Strip Mall
Really? Iβll have to go search for the archive. My favorite web comic was Strip mall by @squirmish.bsky.social & @delldracula.bsky.social
The bizarre humor and adorable art always entranced me.
You can find the archives here: www.webcomix.org/stripmall/ar...
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So many great Tales to Astonish covers...
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Ax-man is always a good time just for the signage.
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If you want a unique experience, you could order the vegetarian sandwich at the Snelling Cafe. The only sandwich I have ever had with a whole potato in it. After the first one I had, I was skeptical it was a regular thing, but same deal the second time. This is not a recommendation, but I liked it.
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Yo.
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