Aria Dahl

@maffewgregg.bsky.social I made this. I don't know why. But you can have it if you want. #Botchamania #ITSSTIIIIIIING

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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EvilUno - Twitch Mystery Wrestling 18 LIVE with Simon Miller (STARTS AT 12PM ET)

#MysteryWrestling18 is on! GO WATCH IT! www.twitch.tv/EvilUno

After watching the 24-hour @mysterywrestling.bsky.social marathon, I think I can safely say it's currently my favorite promotion. Even if my team Franklin Meyer & The Wieners didn't win.

But @cecilnyx.bsky.social did put on a classic against himself, so that was sweet. #DoubleClothesline #Mwah

Nah, Last Resort like every indy worker in 2001.

When I say girls night this is what I mean

I think it's the heat or something, Pi's been doing the same :(

hey, look, it's how I feel all the time.

VLC *should* be worshipped.

Tweet from Kevin Nash: Happy 4 more trillion in debt day. Never felt this proud as we continue to destroy the empathy we once held for those less fortunate. So I guess Happy wealthy white 1% day. Enjoy your small regional hospitals while you can. Things just continue to get greater. Happy 4th.... Reply from user Major swagger: Wtf does being white have to do with anything? Reply from Nash:Are you worried about being deported Cracker? Sit in your Alabama double wide a shut the fuck up.

Big sexy. One more for the good guys 🤼‍♂️

She killed the WWE women's division because she was so awesome she frightened Vince McMahon. Fucking queen shit.

The last thing they want is for anyone to have critical thinking skills, because then their whole schtick falls completely apart.

If you're a cis person in media and you express an opinion that even resembles "trans people aren't arguing their case well enough" you should be dunked in sewer water

Aw, that sounds fun :|

None of it even involves anyone with a peg leg or a ship with a black flag on it.

Fucking harlot just parading those ankles out there. May as well be spreading for SATAN HIMSELF

Fuck you and the Cheeto you rode in on. Don't you have a couch to fuck? Or a Pope to jinx?

I did about 65.5 in a 65-mph zone with nobody around. I'm a monster.

How dare you. They are The Doom Brigade! With the capital T! Paul Ellering spent literally seconds getting that trademarked.

Wait, so I just burned three high-rises to the ground for *nothing*?

I feel we can make this happen.

Remember: if you sell out for a fat contract for baseball cards, it's not really selling out, it's generating venture capital. #TheMoreYouKnow

It's a goddamn bear!

Oh crap, *another* bear!

FUCK, IT'S A THIRD BEAR!

They're all business. #WWE2K24 #ShitAriaMakes #DangerousWhenBored #BusinessBears

Mind. Fucking. Blown.

59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

In August 2019, I took what few remaining pieces of previous-gender clothing I had and threw them all down the apartment's garbage chute while I recorded it.

It was.. cathartic.