Meni San

Pretty similar to last year, we're on course to take very slightly more if payday weekend trade is as expected tomorrow. January is usually better for us than April. We usually have our best Saturdays of the year in January too.

Dog did a cock-shaped shit yesterday. Then was greeted by this on my windscreen this morning. Not sure what the universe is trying to tell me...

Next door have put their tree up

I have just heard the news (been out of the loop since I deleted my twitter) that Pebble is BACK. As a original Kickstarter backer and owner of an OG Pebble, Pebble Steel and a Pebble Time, I cannot tell you how happy I am that this is happening. I still wear my Time every day.

I would like to publicly state for the record that I have NOT, now or ever, joined The Kaiser Chiefs

I have been the victim of a DDoS (Distributed Delivery of Slander) attack orchestrated by the rogue state of Ron Mexico. I have instructed my lawyers. See you in the Hague, Ron

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Pissbag imminent

Just not what they used to be. August is always a good one, but May is never great.

We've had a shocker so far. Easter, half term and Bank Holidays have shafted us royally this last month. The pub across from my house does alright off their suntrap beer garden. Had been a really good start to the year.

If you're on this side of the planet any time soon, let me know. Can't see myself in the US anytime soon, but you never know

Was super peaceful, such a nice spot. A stone's throw from the sea. Had a brew and lovely chat with Mary and John - only after I'd left did I forget to mention that we'd met up while I was in LA

@digitallysquat.bsky.social Finally made it over

Alright mate x

Nearly picked up a bottle with a meal deal earlier and chickened out. How bad is it?

Swedish Lonely Island banter lads #eurovision

This would have gone down well in Blackburn nightclubs in the late 90s #denmark #eurovisiom

Normalise telling people their 'concerns' are not, in fact, 'legitimate'.

New series started already?!

Clitheroe Beer Festival this weekend if you're out and about in the Ribble Valley - well worth checking out 👍

"Keir Starmer to cap immigration at 0, blow up the arrivals terminals at all major UK airports and order the Royal Navy to shoot approaching vessels on sight - but in greatest Brexit betrayal yet, still refuses to allow us to hunt people with foreign vibes for sport! Only Farage can save us."

Mate, if you want to do something with beer and/or cheese at my Fancy Shite Ale Bar, we'd be v. up for it

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Saw some Pellicle merch in the wild last night m8

Those berries should likely seek emergency medical attention

a man in a blue shirt is kneeling on the floor on a stage ALT: a man in a blue shirt is kneeling on the floor on a stage

Lancastrian one

Don't force me to use the new Liz Truss free speech social media platform

This is the vibe I bring to the party