Philp's Avatar

Philp

@philp83.bsky.social

I’ve had endoscopes up all my holes below my waist. #ladsladslads. Spinster gay with pets.

211 Followers  |  176 Following  |  356 Posts  |  Joined: 20.09.2023  |  1.9386

Latest posts by philp83.bsky.social on Bluesky

Did you know an old CD-R 25-pack container is the perfect size for a loaded bagel? Dishwasher safe, too.

Did you know an old CD-R 25-pack container is the perfect size for a loaded bagel? Dishwasher safe, too.

Did you know an old CD-R 25-pack container is the perfect size for a loaded bagel? Dishwasher safe, too.

03.03.2024 21:12 — 👍 685    🔁 187    💬 10    📌 12

"Coming into the office is important for face to face meetings and collaboration"
All meetings are done on teams

23.10.2025 10:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I bet it's lovely and bracing! Nice walk along the front then get Cosy in a pub for the afternoon.

22.10.2025 10:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hello from The Square Peg in Birmingham.

21.10.2025 11:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No washing up! Win!

19.10.2025 21:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh my bad xx

19.10.2025 21:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Remember lads, just because something happens in the news doesn't mean you need to have an opinion on it.

19.10.2025 21:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But I appreciate you thinking of me xx thank you

19.10.2025 21:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good grief I'm not that much of a geek!

19.10.2025 21:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Love some bumpy seas!

19.10.2025 20:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

Samwise: can I have a shiny dagger?
Galadriel: no

19.10.2025 20:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
a man with long hair and a beard is holding a sword and says " a demon of the ancient world " ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a sword and says " a demon of the ancient world "

I'm watching LOTR.

19.10.2025 20:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My favorite is First Contact. Enterprise E is the dogs!!!!

19.10.2025 16:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Post image Post image

Sleepy boy

19.10.2025 16:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` hello , computer ? '' . ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` hello , computer ? '' .

Bluesky, who am I blocked by?

19.10.2025 16:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

Dinner was served

19.10.2025 15:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Morrisons have stopped joining their 30l tie kitchen bin bags, they’re not perforated any more, just cleverly overlapped in a roll so you can easily pull one out to use.
This is a bigger human technological achievement than men walking on the moon but no one is talking about it.

13.10.2025 12:09 — 👍 29    🔁 4    💬 6    📌 0

Disappointing darts final.

12.10.2025 21:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
a close up of a cartoon character 's fist with a pink building in the background ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's fist with a pink building in the background
04.10.2025 15:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Post image Post image 04.10.2025 08:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hello the lads

04.10.2025 08:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@captainfanny.co.uk please I need your help

03.10.2025 12:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"BLUESKY IS A NICER PLACE THAN TWITTER"

03.10.2025 07:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Post image Post image

Snuggly boy

03.10.2025 06:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve been to paradise, but I’ve never been to me

01.10.2025 08:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Video thumbnail

Sleepy boy totting on badger

01.10.2025 07:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

Ben

01.10.2025 07:35 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Same

30.09.2025 19:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

None?!? Wtf! I’ve had the-camera-up-the-bum several times. Each has resulted in earth shattering farts that almost shattered time and space

30.09.2025 19:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Everywhere is just filled with ragebait. I hate it. Even here!

30.09.2025 19:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@philp83 is following 19 prominent accounts