Alex

“Cowboy shit my ass” is the “let’s eat grandma” of AEW.

#AEWDynamite

The first part of Episode 10 of Over the Garden Wall is just Greg taking part in Taskmaster and the Beast is little Alex Horne

Ricky Morton looks very disappointed in Danny Garcia #AEWDynamite

Somehow RFK sounds even more like he deep throated an immersion blender than Shawn

Do you think anyone has ever called him Heroin Bob Kennedy Jr?

My mom, 76, saying two 70-somethings are relatively young explains everything about why boomers are the way they are

A Bostonian coming out in a convertible in Dallas is not a good omen lol

Does each new Pope get a different costume, like Doctor Who?

Stokely’s gotta be a bigger MJF stan than Platinum Max

That very audible dude in the crowd at #AEWDynamite most likely looks like this:

I’ve been dealing with some kind of virus the last three days and it’s completely destroyed my ability to fucking follow a single train of thought.

I’ve been sitting in my car for 30 minutes blankly staring at a particularly unremarkable patch of grass.

Today’s #Muppet GIF of the Day is…

Young Bucks Go Home

#AEWDynasty

It was like that with renting games too. It just feels like if you’re not playing some meme’d game like Fortnite or Minecraft or whatever the big zeitgeist-y game is like Elden Ring, younger folks aren’t just playing games to play games.

Watching the Switch 2 Direct makes me wonder if anyone under the age … 30(?) has an interest in games like those of us who grew up with video game magazines? Seeing games I know nothing about but looking at pictures and being like “I like other games that look like this” was a big part of my fandom.

if you view 3rd Rock from the Sun as a house full of Autistic adults and one neurotypical teen, that’s a vastly different dynamic

#LoveIsBlind

If she’s not old enough to remember the “Aaron Burr” Got Milk commercial, then she’s too young for you, bro.

In advance of the Oscars tonight: a lot of comedy heroes let you down. They become unfunny/bitter/closed minded. Conan is the exception. He has grown & evolved & is funnier than he’s ever been. He’s also an extremely kind and lovely human. Just a sincere post to say: Conan rules.

You ever start singing a tune, not like anything specific just jazzin, and it turns into Roundball Rock (the NBA on NBC theme)?

I’d say it happens to me 76% percent of the time.

Giga-Chad Mob is just juiced up Ibushi with some balls growing on his chin

I did not sign up to this app to be threatened by some Neon Genesis shit first thing in the morning

I know it’s called a Klingon Bird of Prey but it really looks more like Klingon Landing Goose

Scandalous

This was an incredibly David Lynch-coded thing to receive as a push notification today

Anyone ever have a seemingly original thought about a scientific theory, and then develop a complex over it. Like, what if my idea is correct but no one will know because I’m not in that field? Or if I could come up with that, there must be something wrong with it that I’m ignorant to

Adrenaline in my soul
If no neck, where tattoo go?

That Maximum Carnage package reminded me of an ad for a Crockett-era NWA VHS, and I mean that as the highest of praises @aewontv.bsky.social

#AEWCollision
#WrestleSky

Board game shit #WrestleSky

Great-O-Khan is really rocking that Tank Abbot cosplay #WrestleDynasty #WrestleSky