MarchingMachine

When she can't keep her eyes off you.

(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards)

"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."

(crowd cheers)

"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."

(crowd cheers even louder)

"But that's not all..."

(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)

"I'm fat again."

(crowd goes absolutely nuts)

We’re struggling so much today. Odai’s medicine is running out, and we have nothing left for food or daily needs. 💔
Even $200 could help us get his treatment and some food to make it through the day.
Your support means warmth, hope, and life for us. 🙏

gofund.me/77a751af7

Images that hurt

A Cap'n Crunch Oops! All Berries box altered to have the beast from the European Mega Drive box art of Altered Beast instead of The Cap'n, and the name reads Oops! Alltered Beast -the only way to rise from your grave-

You must have been misinformed. I don't offer services to the public.

My response to the Gremlins 3 news

mayor zohran sir please immediately dispatch the boppers, gramercy riffs, turnbull ac's, hi-hats, electric eliminators, rogues, lizzies, orphans, punks and warriors to chicago to join the fight against ice

That's it! I'm going back to bed

Image of the grim reaper drinking a sujamma. Text says "don't mess with Morrowind fans, our backs hurt and we're tired all the time".

I think I beat Ball x Pit. At least got through the last level. First I thought it was alright but wished I liked it more. Then I started to hate it after a few hours. Kept playing anyway and started to like it again. After 20 hours, I'd say its a solid game. Still wish I liked it more than I do. 🎮

How can you aid our sister?
⛑️
chuffed.org/project/help...

Can you make this life a little more bearable for Abeer’s family? 🧸
gofund.me/61dbf8f73

A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control

New awareness campaign

you tellin me a hostess dinged these dongs?

After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion

PUT THE SIMPSONS IN SID MEIERS ALPHA CENTAURI YOU COWARDS

Cartoony depiction of the creature Frankenstein made. He has a sad kind of smile but he's giving two thumbs up! He is also riding a skateboard and has yellow lines shooting around him cause he's a star!

Frankenstein's Little Guy.

"Actually, Frankenstein was the little guy. This is just his monster."

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

Magitek armor approaching the Narshe Dollar General

Can we make a quick stop so I can get a box of fabric softener and some Pringles?

Gillidan sounds like a kaiju Godzilla would fight

To say that the majority of Trek fans are right wing and that women don’t *really* like it is something that only a real trek fan would know that only a fake Trek fan would say

Are you going to stand idly by while this platform deletes Ahmed’s account and chance for survival over and over again? 🤔
chuffed.org/project/1426...

Since the Bluesky team is bigoted against Link, he is unable to conduct Mutual Fund Friday, and so in his absence we must do it for him. SNAP benefits disappearing means a LOT of people mightily struggling. So can we try?? :)

If you need help, drop your links below. Everyone else share & donate.

How can you say American manufacturing is dead when we have 215 cheesecake factories?

gofund.me/015c8fe1%F0%...

That gamers are whiny is undisputed, but why do AAA games even exist at this point? People who buy and play many games mostly play indies and Nintendo. Everyone else plays one game until they either fail out of school or get divorced. AAA is driven by tech that nobody really wants anymore.

Demanding that people just volunteer to pay more for games is so gamer coded. No other kind of brain produces these ideas.