Doug Tindal

My email to my @BMO "Relationship Manager" just bounced back because apparently I'm not allowed to email my relationship manager. Thanks, BMO!

Beautiful city, but way too hot in February and March. What's it like now?

Do it. Do it!

George Orwell

Used to be near home. Many excellent trails in this area, including through the Nassagaweya Valley to Crawford Lake.

Billy Joel

Another application of "enshitification."

The dog looks suspiciously woke.

It's just that they're all so busy.

Generally agree, but it's an escalation, yes? I think everything now is fine calibration about how to avoid triggering the raving orange dufus.

Did you try saying it like Muh-Muh-Max Headroom?

Ridiculous. You're much too young to remember Car 54. Oh. Scratch that. We're the same age. Never mind.

Could it be an old vine Zinfandel?

Toronto homicides, 3.1; Haliburton County, 0. Just, y'know, for context.

I mean, the Oxford commas alone...

Can relate.

Nods.

A lot of Americans don't know this, but the winner of the Canadian election will be required live in a small cottage located in the backyard of the palace where the viceroy to the King of England lives.

The cottage just recently got a new wifi router, which was very exciting for all Canadians.

Kaleigh Rogers @KaleighRogers One couple at a voting station in Port Credit said they would rather not speak to American media. They then apologized three times. 10:12 AM • 4/28/25 • 69K Views

Peak Canada

This is great writing.

Trump hates trans women like a millionaire-at-birth sexual predator who once groped an unexpected surprise.

A person in a boardroom points to a chart showing a steep decline, and says, “It was at this point, gentleman, that the President decided it was his plan all along to reverse course.”

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Surround yourself with the kind of people who support their local library.

TLDR

Trump Goes Crazy on Trade “Liberation Day” is even worse than expected

"[Trump's] still claiming we’re subsidizing Canada by $200 billion a year. Aside from the basic mistake of claiming that a Canadian trade surplus means we’re somehow subsidizing Canada, he’s inflating the actual trade surplus by a factor of three."
Paul Krugman, substack.com/home/post/p-...

Musk is wrong on empathy. broadview.org/elon-musk-em...

Anti-DEI: affirmative action for incompetent white guys.

Me, that one time: My job is to pour the pasta directly into the sink. That’s my job, to boil the water, cook the pasta and not put a strainer in the sink and then just dump the pasta right in there and that’s what I did.

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