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media orgs please use alt text challenge 2026

especially an image like this, with white text over a grayscale photograph

With SUNO, you too can supplement (couple cents a month) your primary income (fast food minimum wage) by putting (paying to play) your music (AI slop) on major streaming platforms (parasites bleeding real musicians dry)!

Hey, Boo.

Me, in a witch hat, playing bass and singing on stage at Linemann’s in Milwaukee.

All four of us Cannibal Sand Witches, including me on drums while singing

photographic evidence of me playing bass *and* drums on stage for the first time as an adult *plus* singing on top of that

i mean the english-scotts-irish thing couldn’t have been that appealing if they literally had to beat it into indigenous people and slaves
such an amazing culture we have! now adopt it or i will bury you in an unmarked mass grave

All Messed Up 2026! www.facebook.com/share/18B7Fy...

My fat thumb holding a “Parental advisory explicit content” sticker.

Obligatory pre-show selfie. When your closing song is called “Fuck Ice,” apparently you have to be labeled. Also we’re not playing for another 2.5 hours, so “pre” is doing a lot of work there

I left my refillable stainless steel (full) ice water bottle at home so now I’m drinking lukewarm, vaguely tea-flavored bubbler water from my refillable stainless steel tea bottle. My day is RUINED

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

can’t reform that

Age verification? Earlier this year I threw my back out getting out of bed one morning.

white dudes gonna white dude

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

oh thank the dios

has bad bunnie turned us all spanish yet or is that later

Wonder if the inside says “you should smile more”

Could be that JD needs a planeful of food because he is terrified of being exposed to San Pellegrino bsky.app/profile/denn...

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Graph showing a steep decline in the number of people employed by newspapers since 1992

The billionaire class wants to decimate the white collar workforce. Because white collar workers are expensive. And because white collar workers—who historically sided with billionaires—are questioning that alliance. Which makes their knowledge and resources a huge threat to billionaire power.

Just out of college, working a second job at a phone survey call center. Client was BMW, doing satisfaction surveys on dealership services like oil changes. Phone connects, script pops up on my screen:
“Hello, may I please speak with Dylan McDermott?”
If I remember, he rated the dealership highly.

I would like them all to go to jail. For the crimes. For all of the crimes. So many crimes.

A screenshot of three thumbnails for YouTube shorts. I searched for a video to introduce my students to, or remind my students about, Anne Frank. These three shorts appear to be entirely AI slop. On the left is a badly rendered open book on a table with some pens around it; in the middle is an AI girl labeled “Anne” standing by a window, but she looks nothing like Anne Frank. The thumbnail on the right shows a blonde girl (!!) in denim overalls (!!) clutching a book to her chest. All three AI slop videos have titles about Anne Frank.

this is just upsetting

democrats are mad that federal agents are killing people in the streets but republicans are mad that a black woman was cast in a movie so now I don’t know who to vote for

democrats are mad that federal agents are killing people in the streets but republicans are mad that a black woman was cast in a movie so now I don’t know who to vote for

"Barack Obama sat in the church where Reverent Jeremiah Wright preached, and because Wright had occasionally said some controversial things, it almost undid Obama's candidacy in 2008. Republicans (and some Democrats) lost their minds over the association." rudepundit.blogspot.com/2026/02/why-...

Steely Dan took the high road, refusing to even contemplate an immoral relationship with “Hey, Nineteen” despite the legality.

cc: crop art aficionado @johnmoe.bsky.social

GOP: Epsteinphiles

why aren’t we calling elon and chomsky and trump and them

Epsteinphiles

it’s right there