Brendan (🧸)

Like seriously I haven’t seen ONE WORD about it on the internet in the months that’s been happenin and it kinda feels like it should be a big deal that the US gov is hijacking foreign TV networks to run racist propaganda?

Are we Mexicans really that invisible in the international space? Lol

Are Americans aware that down here in Mexico we’ve been getting bombarded for months with ads of Kristi Noem telling us to our face that we’re out welcome in the US, and that these ads even found their way into our national TV broadcasts

Because I feel like I have seen nobody mention it

kіll yourself

editing this to put a "your ad here" billboard on my face but it's "your cum here"

It's fuck me friday

It should be illegal to call yourself a 'cafe' if you only have drip

If I were actually advocating for substantive conservative policies, the moon would be made of cheese

Im a 3 hour drive away from the nearest Starbucks rn and for a fag from Seattle this is essentially like being in purgatory

:)

thanks to ai Michaelangelo's David can finally have a big juicy cock

Bedhead

personally if i were looking for signs of contemporary fascism, armed + masked thugs kidnapping people to send to camps would be the thing i point to

telling my bf "promise you'll stop for me 🥺" after I see him wash his balls

Fascinating I would have to say ass cock balls balls pits

ass or tits? cock or ass? cock or balls? balls or pits? pits or feet?

if i could press a button and become heterosexual i would not and if i could press a button and become a woman i would not but if i could press a button and become a foot fetishist i would. I just don't have the wiring and it gives me fomo

I think the dilfs r hotter when they bottom

lads in dads

yeah I'm vers my shadow self is a top

every time i suck a man's dick i am stealing his vital essence. his penis becomes 1cm shorter and mine 1cm longer

could i get a meat lovers?

Nah in fact I'm in a dry town so I am more sober than usual

It's a quote from Megalopolis

I WILL NOT LET TIME HAVE DOMINION OVER MY THOUGHTS

god your family sucks so bad

I too ❤️ yaoi

Sam Altman is into ws

need him btw

true!

hm i already have a grindr joke in my bio