Jake ⭕️💀⚡️

Taking a social media break for a while and hopefully forever. If anyone cares and wants to meet up on phish tour this summer, my IG will be active for messaging purposes.

IG: manbeardude

Yall be good to each other.

What an absolute choke job from the Braves today

Braves bullpen is CHEEKS

You gotta specify when it comes to that place

Drake Baldwin vs Lucas Giolito

Home Run (5) 💣

Exit velo: 112.3 mph
Launch angle: 28 deg
Projected distance: 416 ft

No doubt about that one 🔒
That's a dinger in all 30 MLB ballparks

ATL @ BOS
🔺 3rd

Via @woulditdongagain.bsky.social

She look thicc 👀

Oof Sturgill Lawns were $65 last week. $105 today… does not pay to wait in this instance

“I know these aren’t normal shin guards, they got a little metal in them, go find #10 and kick him in the shin will ya?”

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While everyone is up and talking (real) football…

Serie A (Italy) > EPL

Debate your couch

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I’d bet on my godsons soccer team if they’d let me

I keep forgetting your in the Columbus market haha, I’d have a hate/dislike relationship with the Crew if I was up there. Going from “save the crew” one season, to winning the cup, to back to “save the crew” is wild lmao

Also calling MLS a Ponzi scheme while every European league bends the knee to the UEFA mafia is kinda funny

Eh I agree league structure is whack, but the skill and play has gone through the roof the last decade. My team started in USL and won the league 2/3 years and was offered a franchise in MLS. Bout as close to a promotion you can get here 😂

MLS fucks, gotta support local soccer

No MLS?

#WAM #wooksagainstmatinees

Reds honored Pete Rose with the number 14

Imagine, if you will, a 30-year-old man thinking a girl is 16, but instead she's 14. Then, when he found out she was 14, he responded, “It was 55 years ago, babe.”

What would be the best way to honor this man who dated a 14-year-old?

Saquon gonna be dropping that $CTE coin soon

These are 🔥

That tag smells custy

Worlds most expensive Qatari paper weight

Absolutely right, but it’s just funny to me a Canadian team hasn’t won it since the 90’s. Reminds me of England and the World Cup. I hope Edmonton makes the finals, it’s hard to root against young McJesus

I watched my wife eat those barnacles and I wanted to die. (Deathly allergic to shellfish)

HOME TEAM

Atlanta is the best

Operation keep Lord Stanley in the USA is going to planned

After the last two seasons, I have no expectations 😂

🎯 It’s such a fun culture. When the Benz is rocking, there’s no other place in the city that I’d rather be