Steve Gibson

JAWS turns 50 this year and while it's full of effective examples of suspense filmmaking, I would argue that this particular shot is one of the most terrifying things ever captured in cinema.

♪ Even flow. Lunch returns like homicide. Looks like dough as he flushes it away, yeah. ♫

Pretty sure that's what the song Evenflow is actually about.

Following up a Red Bull with an espresso first thing this morning was a mistake.

I feel like my brain is cooking in my skull.

But there's like 5-6 teams this year that are just abysmal who, at least on paper, really shouldn't be.

And then a bunch more that should at least be contending for their conference who are instead barely middling.

It's been a weird year for football.

Just under 10 years ago, I watched my Browns follow up a 1-15 year with an 0-16 year, but I feel like the team this year is worse than either of those years.

I don't follow Bears much, but the parts of their games I saw this year were also ... well, bad.

Sucko.

But if you can manage, usually good sales after the holiday at least

It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.

I think the problem with "soulslike" is that the difficulty is what came to define the genre, but the original Souls games were as built on deep lore and world building too. It's only there if you dig for it, but it's there in buckets.

That's what makes From's games so engrossing to me.

I remember fighting these guys in El Shaddai.

I got super lucky on my 2nd and 3rd guess

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I'm so mad that this made me chuckle.

The hawk tuah girl launching and crashing a cryptocurrency in the span of a few minutes has me convinced we’re in a future that is a mash-up of Snow Crash and the “I’d Buy That for a Dollar” show on Robocop

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Margit the Fell Omen on third try.

I'm much better at this the second time around.

I say! From wence doth one procuteth such an exotical libation?

King James was the Seth Rogan of his time

If cars and beds can have dual-zone climate control, torsos can too.

Just one of those days

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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

More like diarrhea a'goin an'a goin'.

"All I'm saying is that if you're looking at products on one side of the grocery aisle, don't park your fat ass on the opposite side creating a total aisle blockage," Steve mutters, as he flips the Big Daddy switch to 'on'

If a toucan evolves, does it become a threecan or a toulitre?

Also not giving JP any attention is always the best choice.

You can't say that in your line of work. Too much risk of a random toilet explosion.

NBA: Cavs, I guess
NFL: Begrudgingly Browns
NHL: Blue Jackets
College: Buckeyes
MLB: Guards
WNBA: death by snu-snu
Soccer: C-Bus Crew

Three tequilas in, I'm proud of myself. But yeesh.

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Text reads "Needless to say, this erotic dice game isn't going the way I thought it would" Photo shows a trio of dice that, together, read "rub my" + "face" + "on the floor."

Started a new game in Dark Souls 3 and also in Elden Ring and honestly I don't know how I ever had the fortitude for these games.

(Hint: That's precisely why they published this)