C.M. Rocker

Time for a post holiday write.

Working the week of a holiday should be illegal.

Working for a living should be illegal.

Actually, things being illegal should be illegal.

Actually the concept of illegality should be illegal.

Anyway, I'm gonna go to work before I snap and seize the local Waffle House from the bourgeoisie

The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I create my furry porn fanfic Magnum Opus on company time

Star Wars is still trending? I could go on esoteric lore rants that'd drive you to madness.

I could bring up lore that'd shatter your reality like learning the tongue of the Elder Gods.

Like the green pirate people from another galaxy orbiting the SW one.

But instead I'll just lament no KOTOR 3

Du...Du hast...du hast mich

Not gonna lie, I'm writing a short story for the front portion of content for this by night setting...

...and it's pretty good. Is it dangerous to think your own work is good?

I think I might be getting too powerful.

Yes-yes! Great Horned Rat take the warpball!

I can't help but feel like I need to see a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving remake where they recreate Four Brothers.

Charlie Brown, Linus, Franklin & Schroder with thick Boston accents, chasing down Snoopy - who had their mother killed in a gas station with a biplane.

Lucy can be the asshole cop

Working on this By Night sourcebook has given me a reason to write short fiction again.

For the longest time I've always done long form and I always lose steam. Perhaps my calling is less novel and more world building.

Or maybe I'm just not medicated enough. Time will tell

It's nearly December and I still feel like it should be August.

It's also nearly 8am and I feel it should be sleepy time still.

"useful" never came to mind when thinking of Twitter, but the rest checks out

I don't care how many war crimes Coffee Mate has committed - no evidence before the ICC is enough to convince me not to do lines of this cold foam off my partners before every cup of coffee

I got so carried away I wrote dumpsters instead of gutters - but It still works. Just even more sticky I guess.

I got so carried away I wrote dumpsters instead of gutters - but It still works. Just even more sticky I guess.

Everyone wants to hate us queer-folk until we are immortally hunked out.

Glistening cum dumpsters that carry through the ages like the stone etched into Roman statues.

Sharp fangs that pierce supple twink skin. The hot idea of being a blood drenched queen eternally

Wait what was i talking about

Everyone wants to hate us queer-folk until we are immortally hunked out.

Glistening cum dumpsters that carry through the ages like the stone etched into Roman statues.

Sharp fangs that pierce supple twink skin. The hot idea of being a blood drenched queen eternally

Wait what was i talking about

"Alright guys, those other fifteen trafficked girls were just a fluke - we get it. But now we are starting to get a little concerned"

Finally, the torment Nexus is at hand. The robots fueled by every ounce of drinkable water have begun repeating each other's nonsense.

Soon the Internet will be like the worst digital blunt rotation forever - just Elon and Altman's bastard robo kids insisting their dads were sex gods forever.

Finally, the torment Nexus is at hand. The robots fueled by every ounce of drinkable water have begun repeating each other's nonsense.

Soon the Internet will be like the worst digital blunt rotation forever - just Elon and Altman's bastard robo kids insisting their dad's were sex gods forever.

I love me a dubious powder. A strange off-yellow substance jam packed with enough creatine to pop Rogan's kidneys like a water balloon.

#vamily #vtm

The moral of the story is, don't called shot kick a man in the head when they've already been surprised punched by a Nosferatu.

*SQUISH* right in the middle of a parking deck.

Which, for those who've never booted a man's head in, isn't great.

He was dropped into the thick of things, tbf. He had little idea what was going on except that the coterie needed to kidnap a mortal.

New lick jumps in to help subdue the mortals boyfriend - but being a gangrel - he has A LOT of strength.

Doing 8 called shot to the head damage with a kick aannnd

Had a new vampire join the coterie during the game yesterday. It went well!

Except for accidentally booting a man's face in. That wasn't in my new player bingo card.

*pauses filling my tub with sour cream*

W-wait, you guys don't do this?

The real secret is that adobe ruined all their products long ago - what is another burning shit heaped upon the mound?

Me everyday.

Me right now.

Always Bi.

Always frisky.

Always confused.