Foof

Let me die in an emergency room with a treatable disease like an American. catherine o hara in 30 rock

RIP catherine o’hara, she has many phenomenal roles but obviously one of my favorites is her guest role in 30 rock as kenneth’s mother

Washed up ball bag made manifest.

tfw

Great content.

No 😠

The Bone Temple is one of the wooorst films I’ve seen at the cinema in memory.

That GP on TikTok flogging the collagen stuff …

Affirmation app mocks me yet again.

I was thinking earlier that none of you washed up ball bags had messaged me to say how great it is to see me back tweeting but then I tweet stuff like this and I’m like, oh yeah okay. Alright.

The dog’s breath stinks and that’s MY responsibility. Doesn’t seem fair but that’s the way it is.

I bet you’re thinking “but Fiona - how can a Gen Z boy be a washed up ball bag?” Have you not heard of Paul Mescal?

I could easily, EASILY spin this into a decline of western civilisation op-ed in the Irish Times but they probably wouldn’t let me use the phrase “washed up ball bags” which would defeat the whole purpose

remember always the poster's credo: no one deserves the benefit of the doubt except me

Jack Black: washed up ball bag

When a Gen Z boy elbows me in the ribs to get the last seat on the Luas, I realise they were right when they said death to the west

i could really go for some absolute power right about now. i could do so much good with absolute power it wouldn’t affect me negatively at all

We are all doomed to marry our mothers, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Noot noot motherfuckers! bsky.app/profile/matt...

!!!! What a legend. That’s genius level

ticketmaster: *Action Needed* URGENT MESSAGE about the SHOW YOU ARE ATTENDING, do not reply but OPEN IMMEDIATELY (sent x3 in one week)

open the email: hello, you are going to a show :)

STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING. Brooklyn Peltz-Beckham has SPOKEN.

Why are likes private on here 😞

On the hind tit as usual?

There was an "influencer" who "went live" after being entombed for three days. But you kids probably haven't heard of him

Guests at Trump’s West Palm Beach golf club

I’ve got a rich inner life!

Felt a mad desire to join in when a group on the DART during the week were discussing American vs Irish butter too. Pretty soon I’ll stop resisting these temptations … and then you will realise …

Gals and gays staff in Dunnes discussing angels numbers and I want to join in so bad 😭 Cursed to be a customer who’d kill the vibe