@thecard.bsky.social
Creator of depressing comics. Liver of a depressing life. Writer of depressing bios.
White people be like one day at a time
17.02.2026 14:01 — 👍 58 🔁 20 💬 2 📌 0Not feeling like myself in literal years kinda sucks, actually.
17.02.2026 18:48 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Flapjacks and hotcakes are way more appetizing names than pancakes.
Fight me.
The Muppets Tonight theme has been prominently featured in my brain's built-in playlist for two weeks.
17.02.2026 16:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh, I had to look it up. I've only seen 'em both once.
17.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I only saw it once (when it was in theaters), but there's either a mid-credits sequence or post-credits sequence in which a conspiracy theorist (played by Michael Rooker) talks about other recently-discovered super-powered beings, and the Crimson Bolt from Super is among them.
17.02.2026 16:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The mid-credits scene definitely set up sequels. Still shocked that it's set in the same universe as Super.
17.02.2026 16:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
New comic! Wherein the guys discuss the importance of kindness.
17.02.2026 14:07 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Oh, no! I hope everything's okay.
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Challenge preconceptions (but not preconsouptions).
17.02.2026 13:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stressing over the potential health effects of stressing over health.
17.02.2026 12:11 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Granted, I’d be a young xennial as opposed to an elder millennial, so maybe I could live with that.
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Me (born in ‘84) being informed that I’m a xennial and not a millennial.
17.02.2026 11:45 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The country is beyond parody when it needs to be beyond horror.
17.02.2026 11:03 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Despite living here since I was four, I'm having a hard time thinking of anything. Are fish fries an acceptable answer?
17.02.2026 09:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sweet little lies < Salty enormous lies
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As was Bartok.
17.02.2026 08:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I haven’t stopped sneezing since waking up. Almost forgot how much I hated this.
17.02.2026 03:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is that one swoop even fell, bro?
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Crippling depression isn’t as cool as it sounds, in fact I just may quit having it
16.02.2026 14:52 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0It truly sucks.
16.02.2026 15:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me: *has spent the past month contending with the reemergence of health anxiety*
Also me: Now seems like the ideal time to start reading about microplastics.
Good morning #5amWritersClub. If you can use a little inspiration to get started—or started again—this is for you 💜
jennifersavrankelly.substack.com/p/kindling
New comic! Wherein the guys post-game Valentine's Day.
16.02.2026 14:35 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0😂😂😂
16.02.2026 14:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Despite the insanity.
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Treasure your connections (to soup).
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