The verkakte nonsense of accidentally not hitting record while composing a long voice note.
18.08.2025 08:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@khorpus.bsky.social
South African bass singer and voice actor. Metal head and gamer, cat dad and absurdist. Doomsday comedian.
The verkakte nonsense of accidentally not hitting record while composing a long voice note.
18.08.2025 08:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Absolute spectacular fuckup courtesy of Doctor ChatGPT.
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Rest in peace Ozzy. Heavy metal mourns tonight.
22.07.2025 18:50 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0'Dave...there is a block in your toilet Dave!'
14.06.2025 11:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mazel tov!
13.06.2025 09:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It seems that the Mouse has finally stirred from its slumber:
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A picture of a llama being attacked by a cougar (or some type of big cat). Text over llama reads: βMe enjoying a concert.β Text over cat reads: βThe drunk guy starting a mosh pit.β
11.06.2025 10:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Mass Effect series.
09.06.2025 17:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A zebra being airlifted in a harness.
Logging on.
09.06.2025 04:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hold up, thereβs an Expanse game coming that plays like Mass Effect?!
This is everything Iβve wanted in a sci-fi ARPG. *weeps tears of joy*
βInyalowda..they never look up.β
youtu.be/pIQifuOTTe8?...
Absolutely a case of stuntcasting. Ugh.
07.06.2025 17:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Watching it nowβ¦it sounds like heβs doing a read for a commercial. And that heβs sitting down.
Itβs so unbelievably bad.
The new animated Predator movie is so damn good.
07.06.2025 12:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Incredible how it was parodying the past of comics and their future at the same time.
07.06.2025 07:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I completely forgot it was coming out this month. Guess I know what I'm doing for the next 90 minutes.
07.06.2025 06:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trying not to wake the rest of the apartment laughing this morning while watching Venture Bros.
Dr Venture: 'Why are you naked?'
Brock: 'To prey on their fear. Move like an animal, feel the kill.'
Patrick Warburton's VO is absolute s tier stuff. Completely nails the deadpan comedy delivery.
Back to watching Venture Bros to cheer myself up a bit.
Dr Venture: 'Look, if you have a clumsy child, you make him wear a helmet. If you have death prone children, you keep a few clones of them in your lab.'
Lobster fight meme, but it's all The Worst Person You Know
Twitter right now
05.06.2025 20:47 β π 7650 π 1542 π¬ 40 π 41Well, guess I know what I'm doing on September 25!
youtu.be/CAjCy94hUFI?...
New Katatonia single, I share. It's what I do:
youtu.be/Z87lfS3KaqA?...
Algorithmic-chlamydia.
Oh hey, new grindcore band name! π
You should see how much AI generated music gets recommended to me on Youtube. Shittiest game of whack-a-mole ever.
04.06.2025 15:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I know Moonspell, To-Mera and Nirvana have all written songs about it, and I think there are quite a few more bands that also took inspiration from it.
04.06.2025 12:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's one of my least favourite times of the year. Chasing after financial institutions for tax certificates.
Bureaucracy will be the death of me.
Didn't get a chance to see 'Sinners' at the cinema, but it's out today for streaming rental/purchase. Let's fire this up!
03.06.2025 14:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do I need to set up an ostrich smuggling operation from SA?
03.06.2025 14:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's been hot enough to be a 'second shower' kind of day today.
Gotta stop going for walks at lunchtime and go either at dawn or in the evening.
An image in the style of an old painting depicting a rabbit sitting on its haunches. The rabbit is wearing black armor on its upper torso with an embossed thistle, and is carrying a flanged mace. Thistles and weeds are surrounding the rock the rabbit is sitting on. Image text reads: βListening to my little black metal albums.β
01.06.2025 12:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve always had great success with a can of tuna.
31.05.2025 07:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The fluffy paws and the little chirp, so adorable!
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