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Avi Cohen

@khorpus.bsky.social

South African bass singer and voice actor. Metal head and gamer, cat dad and absurdist. Doomsday comedian.

225 Followers  |  161 Following  |  708 Posts  |  Joined: 08.09.2023  |  1.8987

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The verkakte nonsense of accidentally not hitting record while composing a long voice note.

18.08.2025 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A man gave himself an ailment rarely seen in the last hundred years after consulting ChatGPT on how to cut down on salt in his diet Lucky doctor gets to cross a diagnosis of "bromism" off the bingo card.

Absolute spectacular fuckup courtesy of Doctor ChatGPT.

www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/...

11.08.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rest in peace Ozzy. Heavy metal mourns tonight.

22.07.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'Dave...there is a block in your toilet Dave!'

14.06.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mazel tov!

13.06.2025 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Disney, Universal File First Major Studio Lawsuit Against AI Company, Sue Midjourney for Copyright Infringement: β€˜This Is Theft’ Disney and NBCU filed suit against Midjourney, a generative AI start-up, alleging copyright infringement.

It seems that the Mouse has finally stirred from its slumber:

variety.com/2025/digital...

11.06.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of a llama being attacked by a cougar (or some type of big cat). Text over llama reads: β€˜Me enjoying a concert.’

Text over cat reads: β€˜The drunk guy starting a mosh pit.’

A picture of a llama being attacked by a cougar (or some type of big cat). Text over llama reads: β€˜Me enjoying a concert.’ Text over cat reads: β€˜The drunk guy starting a mosh pit.’

11.06.2025 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Mass Effect series.

09.06.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A zebra being airlifted in a harness.

A zebra being airlifted in a harness.

Logging on.

09.06.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Expanse: Osiris Reborn Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by Owlcat Games The Expanse: Osiris Reborn Announcement Trailer

Hold up, there’s an Expanse game coming that plays like Mass Effect?!

This is everything I’ve wanted in a sci-fi ARPG. *weeps tears of joy*

β€œInyalowda..they never look up.”

youtu.be/pIQifuOTTe8?...

07.06.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely a case of stuntcasting. Ugh.

07.06.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching it now…it sounds like he’s doing a read for a commercial. And that he’s sitting down.

It’s so unbelievably bad.

07.06.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The new animated Predator movie is so damn good.

07.06.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible how it was parodying the past of comics and their future at the same time.

07.06.2025 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I completely forgot it was coming out this month. Guess I know what I'm doing for the next 90 minutes.

07.06.2025 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trying not to wake the rest of the apartment laughing this morning while watching Venture Bros.

Dr Venture: 'Why are you naked?'

Brock: 'To prey on their fear. Move like an animal, feel the kill.'

Patrick Warburton's VO is absolute s tier stuff. Completely nails the deadpan comedy delivery.

07.06.2025 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Back to watching Venture Bros to cheer myself up a bit.

Dr Venture: 'Look, if you have a clumsy child, you make him wear a helmet. If you have death prone children, you keep a few clones of them in your lab.'

06.06.2025 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lobster fight meme, but it's all The Worst Person You Know

Lobster fight meme, but it's all The Worst Person You Know

Twitter right now

05.06.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7650    πŸ” 1542    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 41
Silent Hill f - Release Date Trailer | PS5 Games
YouTube video by PlayStation Silent Hill f - Release Date Trailer | PS5 Games

Well, guess I know what I'm doing on September 25!

youtu.be/CAjCy94hUFI?...

05.06.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
KATATONIA - Wind of no Change (Official Video) | Napalm Records
YouTube video by Napalm Records KATATONIA - Wind of no Change (Official Video) | Napalm Records

New Katatonia single, I share. It's what I do:

youtu.be/Z87lfS3KaqA?...

04.06.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Algorithmic-chlamydia.

Oh hey, new grindcore band name! πŸ˜…

04.06.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You should see how much AI generated music gets recommended to me on Youtube. Shittiest game of whack-a-mole ever.

04.06.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know Moonspell, To-Mera and Nirvana have all written songs about it, and I think there are quite a few more bands that also took inspiration from it.

04.06.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's one of my least favourite times of the year. Chasing after financial institutions for tax certificates.

Bureaucracy will be the death of me.

04.06.2025 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't get a chance to see 'Sinners' at the cinema, but it's out today for streaming rental/purchase. Let's fire this up!

03.06.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do I need to set up an ostrich smuggling operation from SA?

03.06.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's been hot enough to be a 'second shower' kind of day today.

Gotta stop going for walks at lunchtime and go either at dawn or in the evening.

01.06.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An image in the style of an old painting depicting a rabbit sitting on its haunches. The rabbit is wearing black armor on its upper torso with an embossed thistle, and is carrying a flanged mace. Thistles and weeds are surrounding the rock the rabbit is sitting on. Image text reads: β€˜Listening to my little black metal albums.’

An image in the style of an old painting depicting a rabbit sitting on its haunches. The rabbit is wearing black armor on its upper torso with an embossed thistle, and is carrying a flanged mace. Thistles and weeds are surrounding the rock the rabbit is sitting on. Image text reads: β€˜Listening to my little black metal albums.’

01.06.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve always had great success with a can of tuna.

31.05.2025 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fluffy paws and the little chirp, so adorable!

30.05.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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