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Hahahaha she’s like “and what about it? I would do it again”

My mom has a cat that goes outside in a backpack to go on walks, and regularly likes to come out to roll around on their grass. He’s never wanted to climb up a tree. And we’ve had some cats escape on occasion and never have they ended up in a tree. Weird.

“what’s 2+2?”

the highly educated cat:

No no no we shifted timelines in 2016 because the world ended🧐 actually tho is it just me who thinks everything after 2016 is just living in literal hell? Or is that because I’m young and 2016 was my peak teenager year?

And no. I will not play on peaceful. I don’t judge those who do, but I will not let the zombies defeat me…

…also it’s easier to get bones from skeletons so I can tame more dogs

I don’t think you understand how serious I’m being. I had to download a mod that turns creepers into confetti/fireworks because they scared me too much. I am the pussiest gamer ever. Minecraft is my horror genre. Actual horror would put me in cardiac arrest.

Indie horror game but it’s just me playing Minecraft and a skeleton shoots me while I’m failing to find iron in a cave

Mega hyped bc my lovely fiancé is giving me his “old” computer as a late Christmas gift and building himself another… absolutely amazing bc it is EXTREMELY high-end and I mostly just play the sims… wicked whims here I come😍

Absolutely! It’s so fun.

I want to keep my algorithm on here non-political SO BAD but the Bluesky gods simply want me to see all the political things🥲

Separation of church and state? Yes, please. I don’t want My name anywhere near that mess.

a white cat sits back with its legs stretched out and feet propped up, almost like a tiny human relaxing in a chair.

i feel this way at least once everyday

Yk the depression is hitting extra hard when you’re laying in bed at midnight praying to get tired, while simultaneously hoping that your fiancé wakes up to comfort you. What do i need comforting for? Idk but i need it

Oh my god hello Dylan?! Followed on Bluesky by you I feel so special😭 I absolutely love your song and you in general! You’re so inspiring. My mom is trans and I am nonbinary, and we both just absolutely love you!

The image shows the user’s top 5 songs of the year on Spotify. The songs are Unsweetened Lemonade by Amélie Farren, Been Like This by Meghan Trainor and T-Pain, The Tale of the Lesbian Hunter by Vinny Marchi, Days of Girlhood by Dylan Mulvaney, and I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE by Måneskin.

The image shows the user’s top 5 artists of the year on Spotify. The artists are Taylor Swift, SIX, Shawn Mendes, Danny Gonzalez, and Lin-Manuel Miranda.

The image shows the user’s top artist, Taylor Swift. It states that they listened to Taylor Swift for 1,115 minutes this year, and they are in the top 6% of listeners worldwide.

The image shows the user’s 2024 music evolution according to Spotify. It states that their August was “Mcbling Strut Bubblegum Pop” and that they listened to artists such as Chrissy Chlapecka, Girly Girl Productions, and Ayesha Erotica.

Spotify Wrapped😍 a little embarrassing but I don’t care that much… how tf did I WANNA BE A SLAVE become my #5 top song tho I don’t even like it that much😭

The Scroll of Truth meme - an exploitable image series based on a web comic by artist Tate Parker, in which an explorer discovers a scroll that provides various unpleasant or unsettling truths, causing him to angrily toss the parchment away. In this adaption the text reads "I've finally found it... after all these years - THE SCROLL OF TRUTH!: 'efficient public transportation is more important than electric cars'...NYEHHH!" - as the character throws the scroll away on reading the unwanted information

#fossilheads

Example: I was trying to figure out who was the personified R2-D2 and that prompted this post

bsky.app/profile/womb...

Dyslexia or something idk: constantly reading RDR2 as R2D2 and being very very confused as there are very few situations where these are interchangeable nouns

It took like 4 tries to write that correctly… I think I got it

“You’re so quiet”

“Thanks i wish you were too”

BIRTHDAY TOMORROWWW

angy

good morning blueskiers
look at this loaf

The best revenge is elevating. Heal, level up, and move on with your life so you don’t become like the people who wronged you.

A bunch of logs and other detritus piled up near a stream but one of the pieces of driftwood has been painted in red, yellow-green, and light blue. The painting is very organic, following the natural lines of the wood. It has been propped so that the wood is vertical.

Nice.

2 orange cats face the viewer, a third one can be seen in the background

If anyone has advice for remembering/making myself do literally anything please help💀 I have neglected laundry so long that I had to reuse compression socks today, and I have not done homework in literal weeks and have a paper due tonight🙃 kill me or help me

Omg I’m obsessed

Anya 🩸 #mouthwashing

angry looking cat getting chomped by alligator plushie

NOOOOOOOO

Worm fence¿?⁉️