Jet Dingo 🐾

Nick Wilde teaches you how to launder money.

Now you can't unhear it. You're welcome.

#Zootopia

No, it's terrible.

I've watched this movie 7 times now.

I don't have a thing for foxes ok? Stop looking at me like that. Seriously.... stop... Stoooooppppp 😳😳😳

No one:

Every single major political party in Australia:

If I just wasn't having all that avocado on toast you see....

I bought the first three in the trilogy anyway 😅
Sale or no sale there's a way too good to pass up :3

Nuuuuuu I missed the sale!

Damn you stupid food poisoninggggg 😭😭😭😭

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

How can anyone justify this with a straight face?

All so that boomer voters can buy a bigger caravan with their 12 investment properties, raise rent, and force middle class Australians onto the street.

Don't worry though, we can't have you spending less. So we'll just import some more people.

Here's how insane the Australian property market is.

We bought (bought as in, in debt to the bank for the rest of our lives) this house seven months ago, and apparently it is gone up in 'value' at least 100k in that period alone.

12 years ago, it was 'worth' 400k less than we paid for it.

Don't think this Twitter Ad customer is getting their value for money.

Somehow, I feel like some broke-ass dingo is not the intended target audience for buying a brand new AW169 Helicopter.

#zootopia2

Why the hell am I arguing with AI?

Completely forgotten about this. <3

Why are you laughing at me?
Is there something on my face? No?
Is my fly down? No?
I realise these are slightly tighter than the normal jeans I wear...No?
Is it the cartoon inked on my arm? NO?

Seriously what are you laughing at?!?

Would.

Can you hang on a sec, I need to quickly ask ChatGPT to write me a correct response to this post

There is gonna be another Amazon worker strike.

I'm going to make this really simple guys:

We all know working at Amazon is trash, so maybe stop taking jobs there and then complaining about the horrible conditions?

Amazon being a really fucking bad employer has been heavily publicised. Wake up.

New details emerge about how trio were hit by car near a playground A young child is among the victims.

How's this for inequality. A young driver gets the book thrown at them, but this other case an elderly driver kills two and injures a child with their car and faces ZERO CHARGES.

You can't selectively apply the law and call it justice

7news.com.au/news/multipl...

www.9news.com.au/national/p-p...

People are now using parent guarantors just to secure a rental in Australia...

Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me.

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...

He actually licked his whiskers. I'm screaming. 😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶😍😍😍

DM'd but didn't hear back. Hit me up if you change your mind! 🏹

So, this hotel is way too fancy for me. I feel exceptionally out of place.

The Australian political system summarised.

It’s not “two sides.”

It’s “two management styles for the same set of owners.”

Parents advice to their kids should be; enjoy your childhood. Like, every. single. second.

Because, when you grow up, your weekends, they are going to consist of deep cleaning all your vacuum cleaners.

Exciting stuff.

Perfect.

NT Roads

Sunset in Darwin, NT

Well Bsky, it was good while it lasted.

Good luck keeping your user base 🫡