Karen Rontowski

OK, since we’re at war, I spent a whole bunch of money shopping for myself.

And I’m writing it all off since it’s the government’s fault for starting it

Rule of the universe:

Leaf blowers only work between 6 and 8 AM

I don’t know who needs to see this…so I’ll keep it to myself until I do

Hahah

You never see Mimes anymore.

I guess there wasn’t any air in those boxes they were trapped in

Trump just gave immunity to the makers of glyphosate and increased its use in all foods.
RFK says it’s fine and he sprays himself with Roundup every day

When you see a headline that says, “Man starts fight at Dollar Store and beats victim with his pet Alligator”

That’s an Aries

I hate to fearmonger and I don’t wanna scare anyone, but ladies… The perm is back

Still waiting for the apology for making fun of me for being a conspiracy theorist.

We have push-up bras and butt, lifting leggings and spanks… I think women are just trying to levitate

It is time to clear out so many things and people that don’t fit anymore

Clearing out the life closet 24/7

5am at the airport the Great American Bagel asked me to round up to fight poverty.
I said I don’t have the training for this.

The patriarchy created the “karen” to shame middle-age women from their rage because they know it will change the world

Challenge accepted, call me Karen

Remember Joe Rohan, Tim Dillon, Theo Von and Andrew Schultz all decided 28 women were lying and pathological liar Trump was not

Just remember Joe Rogan, Tim Dillion, Theo Von and Andrew Schultz thought 28 women were all lying about the same thing and Trump wasn’t.

Who else knew in their gut that Michael Jackson was the good guy?
Not Prince

(Hand Raised)

Good thought of the day.

May your troubles be as small as an ice agents penis

Fun in Sedona!

The Bad Bunny show made me cry because for a few minutes I was in the country I want us to be.

It’s 4am, I’m at the airport and even though I’ve only had 4 hours of sleep my hair looks fantastic
That will never happen again

How is Bad Bunny a better feminist than most women I know?

How dare Bad Bunny wear a dress in the middle of a game where men are wearing tights, padding each other on the butt and playing with balls

The country is NOT split.
73% are against this. That’s a majority.

Stop using “they want us split” as an excuse to do nothing.

Beautiful

Any image of Jesus before 500AD showed him holding a wand, as in magic wand.

Just saying

My favorite part of the Bible is season2 episode 213 where Jesus turns over the table.
Let’s all think about how we can turn over the table.