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Happy birthday mate!

08.11.2025 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop]
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands

17.09.2023 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2076    πŸ” 461    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 5

Maddening that it’s β€œenhanced”. β€œAI visual tools used” would still be bad, but at least it wouldn’t contradict what we can see with our own eyes

23.10.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday buddy

19.10.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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not now babe i’m working on my research

18.10.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 457    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 1

The Mariners never having even won a pennant despite having some of the very coolest players to ever play the game feels like a wrong that could finally be righted. By the majestic power of a catcher’s massive arse no less

04.10.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Boring Fund - Open Collective We support small non-profit organisations (UK) by only funding the really boring (but essential) stuff like insurance, accountancy or admin

The Boring Fund will be open for applications in November.

If your small UK charity needs (up to) Β£200 to cover something boring like insurance or web hosting, take a look.

They welcome donations too.

29.09.2025 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 10

Is labubu based on a real person

25.09.2025 07:18 β€” πŸ‘ 614    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the key problem here is a continuing assumption, in traditional media, that when the White House speaks on a major topic, this is a big news story.

That model can't cope with a president with no regard for truth, who's in constant broadcast mode, & who veers around from one day to another.

24.09.2025 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 501    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 8

I’d never heard of this before and now here I am, boiling with rage. That’s Bluesky for you

19.09.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

34 - as in, I know 36, or recognise the name. That’s how it works, right?

16.09.2025 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Can I Touch You...There?

Can I Touch You...There?

Surely the worst ellipsis in pop

03.09.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 175    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
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From the transgenderUK community on Reddit Explore this post and more from the transgenderUK community

www.reddit.com/r/transgende...

Guess what?
The story about the trans M&S employee and the bra fitting is a pack of lies and distortions.
Want to know what really happened and how colleagues stood up for her?
Read her own account here.

19.08.2025 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3594    πŸ” 1682    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 122

There are dozens of us

20.08.2025 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thoughtful piece and some cracking turns of phrase there. Just really great opinion writing

11.08.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
early 4th century BCE sketch of Odysseus and Circe from a Theban artist

early 4th century BCE sketch of Odysseus and Circe from a Theban artist

Just a reminder that this is how a lot of people in the ancient world saw the heroes of myth. In this case, this is a Theban portrayal of Odysseus and Circe.

06.08.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 7

The 28 Years Later companion film coming out next year features Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Jamie, Jack O’Connell as Jimmy, and Cillian Murphy returning as Jim

26.07.2025 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Forget to train, do not take your vitamins, forget your prayers

24.07.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 358    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

Enjoy hell, Hulk Hogan, the worst to ever do it

24.07.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is how I found out!

24.07.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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line readings I can't get out of my heard: this "What?" in From Here To Eternity

17.07.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1240    πŸ” 132    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 13

The reason The Fantastic 4 is not yet rated is the six minutes of penetrative sex between Vanessa Kirby and Pedro Pascal. Ben Grimm watching is the problem, I’m told.

12.07.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 529    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 8

As if there’s a tennis player called Katy Volynets

03.07.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been told sunlight is the best disinfectant for extremist views so I think the BBC should interview Bobby Vylan on prime time and ask him exactly why he thought his chants were appropriate

30.06.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3
Tombstone with the surname of WAS.

Tombstone with the surname of WAS.

formerly IS

27.06.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 991    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 19

For something I had also never heard of and had no context for literally two minutes ago, this was remarkably affecting. Not surprised the people who made this show won an Emmy for it

26.06.2025 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Same energy

13.06.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a genre of autobiography which reads: β€œIt was 1962. I was 24 & had jst purchased my first house in St John’s Wood. Thinking I’d better earn a bit of cash, I wrote to the BBC &was invited to meet the head of drama. The following week I was offered a 13 part series- v reluctantly I might add!”

13.06.2025 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 938    πŸ” 168    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 16
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Korean football legend Cha Bum-kun’s Wikipedia summary is remarkably horny

06.06.2025 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TRUTH BOMB πŸ’£ this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President

05.06.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 9239    πŸ” 1513    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 24

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