Franken Phil

Aunty Fa, the leader of Antifa.

Do you ever think about how if anyone steals his password they'll essentially rule the world?

They're going to keep Trump well past his rapidly approaching Biden debate moment.

So they're going with Antifa tried to do a coup on Jan 6th to keep Donald Trump in power? They're pro-Trump?

The Ice Cream Bunny, huge and terrifying

The original Bad Bunny

He probably frequently injured himself trying to plant bombs from his wheelchair. There were probably people helping him back up in his chair after he fell trying to set timers.

There's no way he was even making rent on his gallery. His overhead would ruin him, especially since he has to take weeks and months off to heal and do evil stuff. He must have made a living off of injury-based lawsuits.

Mr. Glass's medical bills would probably have bankrupted him several times over and he was a glorified Comic Book Guy who actively refused to make sales. Was his evil plan to get arrested so his medical care would be covered by the State?

So I guess everybody just starts looking through their desk drawers and computers?

Trump: "I did a terrorism. I blew up fishing boats."
Carney: *Nods politely.*

Isn't that what she's being questioned? You have so many hearings it's hard to keep track.

BC's hockey team, the C*****s.

I had a dream I was doing awesome skateboard tricks in a wheelchair.

It's Normal Day for Normal People!

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Whoa there, pal: you have to do the training course before you can play Black Ops 7.

An app icon of a printer/scanner combo and the app name "brother iPrint&Scan"

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?

Hulk Hogan:

If bluesky doesn't reverse these mod decisions, I'm cancelling Disney+

Opt-out of having your windows broken policy.

Which they should legally have to do in any event as they don't hold the rights?

They're not making money on video sharing but they're somehow going to share the profits they're not making with the actual rights holders?

a guy wearing a black t shirt that says: IT MAKES ME MAD WHEN THE TACO BELL MENU IS TRYING OUT NEW SPECIALTIES AND SOME OF YOU DON'T TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY ENOUGH AND THEN TACO BELL TAKES THEM AWAY

this is my political affiliation now

Out of context panel from the Sargon story in Sensation Comics #64 by Irwin Hasen.

SPLOOSH

I always see this frog costume in TikToks for Chinese malls.

MAGA Guy: "If you don't like it why don't you go back to the Planet of the Apes. ...Wait a minute... The Statue of Liberty? That was our planet!"

Spoilers!