Franken Phil

It's literally eugenics.

The Year is 2027. You're caught by ICE trying to smuggle bootlegs copies of Colbert's interview to the Underground.

Donuthole Mysterio.

the poster for the adam sandler animated movie 8 Crazy Nights where he's throwing a snowball at the camera but instead of saying Adam Sandler's 8 Crazy Nights it says Adam Sandler's Cum

i found this photoshop file on my computer and i don't remember why i did this

Sending all my energy to Joyce Carol Oates for her Spirit Bomb.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.

Fortnite Kustomizeable Kim Kardashian.

But he's the most openly transparent candidate.

Lou Gehrig: "I consider myself the luckiest man on the Earth... Now, if you'll all reach under your chairs: there's surprise... That sharp prick you felt was a syringe full of Lou Gehrig's disease. If I'm going down I'm taking you all with me."

There should be fire and spinning blade hazards in luge. Swinging scythes and such.

Well he is friends with DiCaprio.

He can take one flag out of his bio now.

F2

They let me know when it's Clobberin' Time.

Do you ever wonder what Trump spends his money on when he owns one suit and wears his own merch to the golf course?

The JD stands for Just Dead.

Sluttering Heights.

No! No!!

There are people whose only posts on Bluesky are political cartoons clipped from the papers like your most annoying co-worker.

(people i don't know at a party)
GIRL: right? all these fuckin creepy old white men
GUY: like a broken record, it's this shit over and over every day
ME (pretty sure this is a conversation about Dark City): yeah plus who they bald asses tryna fool with those hats?? you know the homeboy psychic

Epstein is coming back as a torchbearer for the LA Olympics.

Hey, wait a minute. It's Friday the Thir... *A machete shoots through my chest.*

XCOM should sue X dot com.

*Clicks Buy* "Beej secured."

Is it located in a bamboo cage?