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I don't know that I've ever left a theater with more people openly, hysterically weeping during the credits than Munich.

A blue bottle of BAWLS, a mysterious liquid rarely found today

This was all they served at the 00s Internet cafes and the aftereffects are still being suffered to this day.

"Culturally normal:"
- throw trans people under the bus
- podcast with fascists
- NO pronouns at your uncle's dinner table
- unhoused folks viable as a fuel source?

"Culturally Nermal:"
- cute
- sassy
- show up whenever you want
- change gender depending on region
- free trips to abu dhabi

I mostly credit it with forcing us to reconcile with the reality that Palpatine liked to fuck.

Archdiocese of New Orleans 7887 Walmsley Avenue New Orleans, LA 70125-3496 (504) 861-9521 • Fax (504) 314-9614 www.archdiocese-no.org Office of the Archbishop March 3, 2010 Mr. Jim Piculas Insta-Gator Ranch & Hatchery P.O. Box 3399 Covington, LA 70434 Dear Jim: Thank you very much for your letter of February 24, 2010 concerning the question if alligator is acceptable to eat during the Lenten Season. Yes, the alligator is considered in the fish family and I agree with you, God has created a magnificent creature that is important to the state of Louisiana and it is considered seafood. Wishing you God's blessings, I am Sincerely in Christ, Most Reverend Gregory M. Aymond Archbishop of New Orleans GMA/Ы

Here's your yearly reminder that an alligator is a reptile, except during Lent when it's a fish.

The Mandalorian and Baby Lennie.

Loved the trailer for The Mandalorian and Grobach.

Didn’t he make that game where you’re a crying nude toddler who has to dig through coils of human shit to find coins?

guy who has only seen boss baby and has been shot in the gut during a heist gone awry: oooohhhhh…aaaaaagh…they’ve killed me. this is just like the wikipedia entry for reservoir dogs

Steven Regal had an underrated run as Lord Mayor's Croupier in the mid 90s.

I really like checking in on peoples' gardening projects involving decaying rectangular walls of vegetation.

Royal Rumble announcement video but all the participants are Brian Butterfield

#RoyalRumble #WWE
@brianbutterfield.bsky.social

One of the greatest superhero artists to ever do it. If you're drawing a comics fight scene this week, please pay tribute to this legend with a SAL BUSCEMA PUNCH.

Reading the Deadhouse Landing synopsis and learning that Whiskeyjack was just, uh, previously some guy named Jack makes me realize I probably don’t need to read the Esselmont strain.

we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)

so much for all this talk about “jesters privilege”. i’m currently being held in the pillory in the town square with a sign around my neck that says “CANCELED” as punishment for teaching the king’s parrot to say slurs he can’t reclaim

Tomorrow, it’ll be 10 years without Bowie.

All this sneering vitriol from grown ass adults at entertainment primarily targeting 7 to 13 year olds.

here.. abrotchabuger... *PAFF*

My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”

In the Miami airport. Oohh… Aahhh.

Popular mechanics headline: The world is running out of sand — and thieves are willing to kill for it

Anakin Skywalker from Episode III smiling

Ellison sued James Cameron over elements of The Terminator (1984) being plagiarized from his work and won. Go creator’s rights!

I’m having trouble locating where Ellison said this, could you provide a link/citation?

I’m also reasonably sure that way more people are into the Terminator franchise than any Christie novel but there’s no dunk potential there.

I’m not sure ‘enraged Karen who screams at the barista for skimping on the vanilla’ was the best look for him.

WORKER I gotta read the meter in the yard
ME You have the power. You are in charge. I know you can feel love and compassion.
WORKER Huh
MY LIVE-IN CARETAKER He can only repeat the Sen. Ruth Martin speech from Silence of the Lambs. Just head on back.
ME My daughter is Catherine. Release her unharmed.

John M. Burns

Murder Grampa could probably thrive in Malazan better than most wrestlers, although I definitely saw Gruntle as Jon Moxley’s fursona

I feel like Deadhouse adds context to Gardens that make it much better on the reread but the Chain of Dogs may be the strongest emotional throughline of the entire series.