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@chaosaunty.bsky.social

Crochet plushies & wearables in Darwin ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿงถ Designer of whimsical & semi-realistic crochet patterns. Crochet gadgets & hacks.

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Latest posts by chaosaunty.bsky.social on Bluesky

Iโ€™ve been stuck on market prepping mode and Iโ€™m so ready to be out of it

Thereโ€™s a couple of really cool patterns waiting for meeeeee

08.08.2025 04:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait how am I only discovering Anson Mount

Also why is he not a Cavill brother

05.08.2025 09:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not too shabby for a stash bust! These bags will probably go to the new store Iโ€™m stocking this month ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

08.07.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve got really really terrible brain fog and Iโ€™ve had to be in on super social mode for 2 weeks and my brain is just an unreliable mush

And just finding / realising / reliving all the wrong facts and social awks now ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ

06.07.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Update: I found Superstore again and it was great

06.07.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really wanted to rewatch Community but I couldnโ€™t find it

11.06.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh where have I been?

Answer: binge watching all 4 seasons of Legacies

11.06.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AND THAT IS OK

14.05.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big realisation this week

Iโ€™m never going to make every pattern that I buy

So

Iโ€™ve been trying to read a lot of them to understand the design and mechanisms behind it

And Iโ€™ve realised thereโ€™s a bunch I wouldnโ€™t like making anyway

14.05.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Went through the pile oโ€™ WIPs and Iโ€™ve got 5 things I need to finish tonight for photos in the morning

And I want to start a new project

09.05.2025 08:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

p.s am still procrastinating

08.05.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Idk WHAT is happening but this is the 4th bucket hat and Iโ€™ve only only *just* made it to fit a normal adult head??

I had to size up so much and add more rounds

Is my tension ridiculous or is everyone else just really loosey goosey??

08.05.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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On the crochet front Iโ€™ve been busyyy

I launched a skunk pattern as part of a CAL and Iโ€™ve been working behind the scenes to upgrade it for sale

But also procrastinating by taking on 3 large pattern tests hahaha

07.05.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keep getting served reels about touching plants for mental health

Iโ€™ve been trying to do small patches weeding before breakfast

itโ€™s great to destroy plants early in the mornโ€™

07.05.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I started Apothecary Diaries today

i.e. Iโ€™m on episode 7 now

05.04.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me: oh I have a sore belly

Also me:
(Teokbokki with extra cheese)

31.03.2025 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also finally upgrade the phone so itโ€™s been a hectic 12 hours trying to reset everything up again

25.03.2025 09:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whoops, turns out looking after a 3yo and a newborn is all consuming so Iโ€™ve been MIA

Back into normalcy now

25.03.2025 09:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m gonna get a foot massage today and Iโ€™m SO EXCITED

03.03.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I keep forgetting about the funny thing that happened last week and when I do remember Iโ€™m too busy with the niece

Loving it tho

03.03.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My morning includes the new baby doing multiple wet farts in my hand

Feelinโ€™ blessed

02.03.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Solo auntying tonight with a overtired Anya Forger
Sheโ€™s only just fallen asleep at 2am
Iโ€™ve managed to get a shower and indulging in brain rot time before chaos ensues in the morning

27.02.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally getting a break from the nanny duties to have some brain rot time

25.02.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hee hee thank you! Oh I work as a product photog in the daytime so the skills and equipment comes in handy ;)

23.02.2025 04:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pattern test for @littlesealdesigns.bsky.social
Aldrick the Badger warrior, as usual details in a separate tweet post to come!

#crochet #amigurumi #badger #redwall

23.02.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My niece is about to get a sibling so sheโ€™s knows about babies and stuff

Today she pointed at my hanging gut and asked if I had a baby hiding in there ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ™ƒ

19.02.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thereโ€™s so many chatty old folks and injured folks in wheelchairs on this flight

Whatโ€ฆ is happening

18.02.2025 05:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve finally had 10 minutes to calm down and cool off and weโ€™re just about to board.

Iโ€™m so hungry already.

18.02.2025 05:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got home
PACKED
and made it to the airport

New bag with stuff thrown in was exactly 25kg, so that was a massive win

Actual chaos but thankful everything worked out

18.02.2025 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Went out to the shopping mall near us only to find out that the only luggage shop was closed for renoโ€™s

Mad dash to the next shopping centre about 20min away

Got the (last) bag available on sale (40% off, yes Aunty)

18.02.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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