Awko

Please stop showing me the AI beer jacket

(Beartato and Reginald are reading books on Sailors' Wisdom) REGINALD: "Red sky at night, sailors delight." BEARTATO: "Red sky at morning, sailors take warning." REGINALD: "Red sky at dawn, a storm's coming on." BEARTATO: "Red sky at noon, a storm's coming soon." REGINALD: "Red sky at dusk? That counts as night. Refer to previous wisdom, all right?" REGINALD: "Red sky tomorrow fills sailors with sorrow." BEARTATO: "Red sky today? That's prob'ly okay." REGINALD: "Red sky on the ground: you're upside-down." BEARTATO: "Reader beware, you're in for a scare." Oops, wrong book. REGINALD (tossing book away): I'm getting nothing. BEARTATO: Same. (They peed outside. Turns out they were on a boat! The sky is swirling purples and greens with some yellow orange spirals). REGINALD: Curse you, sailors

Sailors' Wisdom

thinking about Kid Lykos selling this "half-crab" from the Invisible Man and how great silly wrestling is

Big text at the top says "ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur" This is followed by four consecutive drawings that are exactly of that. Grover is a man in his underwear with no ears and large bulbous eyes. A textbox says "this is what you wanted" Cookie monster is a large man with a small head, also in his underwear, with his eyes erupting from the top of his head. An accompanying text box says "you asked for this." Grover is a slouched, pale man with a wide head and wideset eyes, and a nose like a snake, he may be nude but it's unclear, since his waist is off screen. "Your desire for knowledge led you to this point" Elmo is a thin man in underwear, with eyes jutting from the top of his head and a bulbous nose. He has another face coming out of his chest. "ask yourself if you really needed everything answered."

ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur

As a huge New York Style Hot Dog fan for years, felt compelled to recreate the poster in a high resolution and managed to find the original photo used in the texture

Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme

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I was hoping to get some better shots at a lower zoom level, but the adult male (on the left of the photo) gave clear signs to stay away

Two adult wood ducks watch as eight ducklings peck at the grass

Saw some ducks :)

Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

Getting louder and louder as I explain that I want only loose bag fries, which is not the same thing as just pouring fries directly into the bag. No. No, it's different, just listen to me --

One of the top reasons I became a firefighter is because I love the pretty blue lights on the fire engine, especially at night.

i feel like luchasaurus is a litmus test on whether or not we'd get along cuz if you dont get the appeal of a wrestling dinosaur who does sick flips i just have nothing to say to you

Full of sake and listening to Operation Ivy

Fanart of Glory from Shadowrun: Dragonfall - A cyborg lady with long messy dark brown hair, wearing a tube top, big puffy brown cargo pants with a brown jacket wrapped around her waist, and combat boots. Her arms are entirely menacing looking cybernetics with vicious looking clawed hands. Her eyes are red and deeply shadowy.

Glory, mein Liebling

Nice replica of Bulma's Variable No.19 Motocycle by Ganesha Custom.
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Tumblr post: video games are all about meeting a little elf outside the city gates that says 'ah... the pernicious weed!' when you give him a healing herb and then finding yourself fifteen years later saying "ah... the pernicious weed!" to yourself in the shower

work work

got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit

Not anymore it ain't

Just to clarify: I did not do the arson, somebody else lit the fire up against my workplace

Nothing like a cheeky arson attempt to spice up the work day

MONDAY.
SPITE AS FUEL.

Protomen Part 3 Album cover - This City Made us a character stares into the city as in the distance a giant beam of light shoots from the mountains into the cloudy sky.

Everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP Protomen dropped pre-orders for Act III theprotomen.bandcamp.com/album/act-ii...

this is batman if a time traveling batman accidentally crashed through a window scaring a young bruce wayne

Trying to stop Tracey from going to a Saudi comedy festival is a solid 30 Rock B plot

The bees have discovered Brutalism

2025, So Far I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and talk to my dad in 1988, just before I was born, and tell him what it’s like to live in the future. I’d tell him all the amazing things that a...

This final post from Kaleb Horton is very beautiful and hits hard. This is just so sad. RIP.

illustration of brody and bandido

good guys! 🍒
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