Jana

the powers been out in my apt for hours and my phones gonna die so now i have to go to the gym to charge it and i guess exercise while i'm there as well. the universe is being really sneaky with my personal growth lately, i'm not a fan.

K, bye.

I no longer either "love to see it" nor
"hate to see it", I have transcended the earthly realms of applying emotion to that which I observe and I now simply "see it".

Your honor my client was just having a bad day

Why would you push a sweetie pie this far

I need to take a nap before and after my therapy sessions.

All you talk about is "your man"
bitch what you wanna be when you grow up ? :)))

Our last memory is death.

My friend just watched me ignore a call and I smiled at them in a really cute way that let them know I do the same to their calls.

میام سرعتی یه پست میکنم برمیگردم توییتر نمیدونم اصلا چرا دارم تلاش میکنم ،هدف چیه؟

Can I come over and act weird and be strange?

منم امید داشتم ولی مثل اینکه دیگه هیچوقت نمیتونیم به توییتر 2012-2016 برگردیم، تردزشون هم بمونه واسه اینفلوئنسرا و نمک‌های اینستاگرامی :(

خیلی کسشره هیچوقت از ساختن اکانت تو هیچ پلتفرمی به این سرعت پشیمون نشده بودم :))

It was even better when you hung up and angrily slammed the phone shut

I miss answering a flip phone :))

تو treads آدمایی که تو دنیای واقعی میشناسم هستن و نمیتونم خودم باشم

"Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell said at least two interest rate increases are likely necessary this year to bring the inflation rate down"

Powell گوه خورد

منتظرم :)))))

الان ما از توییتر جمع کردم اومدیم اینجا، ما ضرر می‌کنیم یا ایلان ماسک؟

اینجا نشستی میگی لایک کو؟ پشتکار به خرج بده

Is it just me or has the moon become the hottest celebrity in the sky? 🌝

لایک من کافیه

"Proud to be an american"
honestly shut up shutthefuck up

دیدی چقد کره بود ؟ 🥲نوش جونت

Living with me is so amusing,
Im like a human orange cat.

قلبم درد گرفت :(

Woke up in the middle of the night and made a batch of فرنی

Where is the setting on my phone that unbinds love from sorrow