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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

@themfnking.bsky.social

I'm just an idiot. Also, I'm invisible. An invisible idiot. 私はただ、マリファナを栽培したり吸ったり、ソフトウェアを開発したりするのが好きな普通の男です。英語は私の母国語です。私は日本語を勉強しています。 https://callup.luffa.im/c/2AtwNdogXqk/1733927828768/DrGreenthumb

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Latest posts by themfnking.bsky.social on Bluesky

I already donated to my local food bank twice this month. Every time I ever felt the *need* to donate to the food bank was because Trump ruined everything. First time was during COVID, this time because he's starving children. Can't wait till he's in jail

31.10.2025 19:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

自分のためにも、今すぐブロックして。君は俺のことを嫌いになるかもしれないけど、俺は絶対に君を大嫌いだ

31.10.2025 19:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do yourself a favor and just block me now. Maybe you'll hate me, but I definitely fucking hate you

31.10.2025 18:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mark my words, they will replace all the top brass with loyalists, probably most of whom won't even have combat experience, or actual military leadership skills

30.10.2025 20:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Art of the Deal.

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Oh yeah, block me baby. Block me harder. Harder. Harder. HARDER! Smash that block button until your screen cracks

30.10.2025 20:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I believe this to be true

30.10.2025 20:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sorry but nothing can be worth $5 trillion, we don't live in a cartoon

30.10.2025 00:33 — 👍 577    🔁 98    💬 13    📌 0

I think my fridge might be broken it keeps spoiling all the vegetables

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58 billionaire spenders have spent over $18.4M in the NYC mayoral race to boost Cuomo and attack Zohran Mamdani.

Why are they so scared of Zohran?

Because they know he will end their unchecked power over working people and build a city that works for the working class.

30.10.2025 17:01 — 👍 2195    🔁 623    💬 70    📌 28

woke up and chose petty bitch mode

30.10.2025 15:50 — 👍 41    🔁 11    💬 4    📌 0
if you saw someone stealing food no you didnt

if you saw someone stealing food no you didnt

reminder. now more than ever.

30.10.2025 10:37 — 👍 115    🔁 27    💬 4    📌 2
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Netflix Introduces New 'Browse Endlessly' Plan

30.10.2025 17:01 — 👍 829    🔁 93    💬 30    📌 9

"No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice"
-22nd Amendment

"no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States"
-12th Amendment

30.10.2025 15:34 — 👍 884    🔁 228    💬 40    📌 13
Traditional liberal multi colored front yard sign but it reads 

IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:

YOU BETTER HAVE A FUCKING WARRANT
YOU BOOTLICKING NAZI SCUMBAGS
YOU'RE LUCKY MY GRANDFATHER ISN'T HERE
ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS
ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
KINDNESS IS EVERYTHING

Traditional liberal multi colored front yard sign but it reads IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE: YOU BETTER HAVE A FUCKING WARRANT YOU BOOTLICKING NAZI SCUMBAGS YOU'RE LUCKY MY GRANDFATHER ISN'T HERE ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS ICE MUST BE DESTROYED KINDNESS IS EVERYTHING

30.10.2025 15:48 — 👍 749    🔁 150    💬 10    📌 6
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Trump health official ousted after allegedly giving himself a fake title Steven Hatfill had a notable history before his abrupt ouster.

Steven Hatfill was seen by many as a driving force in Kennedy’s decision to cancel $500 million in federal grants for developing mRNA vaccines against future pandemic threats.

30.10.2025 15:48 — 👍 54    🔁 13    💬 3    📌 3

I wonder if she's really just regretting marrying an ugly, bald troll who looks like a toe. Internalized regret leaking out?

30.10.2025 16:52 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kind of funny but not really

30.10.2025 16:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm going to wear a white T-shirt with some blood smeared on my neck and go as Charlie Kirk tomorrow

30.10.2025 16:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She had 4 years to prosecute Trump while she was VP, and refused to do so. She is complicit in everything going on now!

30.10.2025 16:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Top 10 Dog Halloween Costumes!

30.10.2025 15:33 — 👍 2970    🔁 597    💬 56    📌 54

Somebody said y'all would rather support that white woman over Winsome Earle-Sears

Let me tell you something... VOTE FOR THAT WHITE WOMAN!!!!!!

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You ever read a headline "local man facing charges after being caught w/gun at airport" and your FIRST thought is "well I know who they voted for"

30.10.2025 11:55 — 👍 167    🔁 17    💬 18    📌 0
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Yummy 😋

30.10.2025 11:19 — 👍 148    🔁 15    💬 6    📌 3

America’s religious righteousness is a massive failure.
Why they keep trying to push it is beyond me.
With the American church so full of sexual perverts and hate filled people.
It’s actually a joke at this point that they are trying to push the church as a moral compass.

30.10.2025 07:22 — 👍 1206    🔁 349    💬 118    📌 27

It would be funny if a shit load of people flooded ICE with applications, just to jam up their HR/administrators 🤭🤭

29.10.2025 00:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

them a body to count towards their numbers, but then resist from inside the organization

28.10.2025 17:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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