John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Once Democrats have more power, they need to tax the rich at no less than 75%. Let them know the real price of buying elections and politicians will eventually hurt, hard

Made my day

Why does everybody's energy costs go up because of data centers? That is remarkably unfair. They should pay their WHOLE bill, not spread out the cost to everybody

Ew why does she look like that?

- me, talking about Erika Kirk

Here's a hot take: Congress needs to pass legislation that requires all military aged children of millionaires and billionaires to serve a mandatory minimum of 4 years in the armed services! Let's see how many undisciplined, spoiled brats end up running things then!

The Bondi Beach incident highlights the importance of banning all religion worldwide

Image of Donald Trump with a mean face and the caption "if seven deadly sins were a person"

If seven deadly sins were a person

Karoline Leavitt - "You're either a U.S. citizen or not. You can't be a U.S. citizen and a citizen of another country. Therealvaleriela replies - Melania and Barron have Slovenian citizenship; let's deport them!

Tub & Blue: thegoldenbros

Let it snow

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View of the outdoors with about 6 inches of snow blanketing everything

A warm, toasty, cozy fire in a fireplace

The view out my back door right now. And the view inside. It's a crazy world lately, but this moment is pretty perfect.

If you aren't roasting your own coffee at home, do you even love coffee?

What is it you cunt face?

I didn't call home this Thanksgiving and my mom messaged today wondering why. How do I tell her it's because she voted for a rapist, is why?

Ariana Grande really became very bulimic, hasn't she? Goddamn, bitch, eat some food and don't throw it up already! You nasty looking now

I have been railing against social media's harmful mental health effects for YEARS and nobody took me seriously. To this day, I have a very strict "no social media" policy for my kids in my house. Now it's starting to become more main stream

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unusual_whales - REAKING: Tulsi Gabbard announces she has officially referred Barack Obama to the DOJ for criminal prosecution @PanasonicDX4500 replies - if we keep talking about Epstein for like two more weeks I think think we we can get them to wheel the aliens out of Area 51

Bluesky is the place to go post things you don't want anybody to see (because nobody, NOBODY will see it)

Good Morning

Morning.

Bitch, your skin burns super easily and you're like 10 times more susceptible to cancer just from being outside too long. Go ahead and tell me how you're "superior" because you're white

Ariana Grande looks disgusting now. OMG, fucking eat something, bitch

I don't always smoke weed by designs-by-gene This design is a play on the "I don't always..." meme for lovers of weed

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Good Morning

My type: someone supportive and warm who I can curl up and relax with. Wait, that's my bed.