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John Michael Lenard

@johnmltx.teas.soccer

yknow, from that one website @johnmltx everywhere you get your megabytes

51 Followers  |  43 Following  |  17 Posts  |  Joined: 20.08.2023  |  1.7098

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an overdue announcement, go follow this account instead lol

26.07.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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John Michael Lenard I turn thoughts into things.

Most important thing I've written in years, about the creation of the #PWHL and what led us to this moment in #WomensHockey #OneLeague

The PWHL is a Historic Moment for Womenโ€™s Hockey and Womenโ€™s Sports In General, and itโ€™s been a long time coming | John Michael Lenard (johnmlenard.com)

18.01.2024 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Download 30GB of lost cassettes from the 80s underground Archive.org receive a windfall of lost music

I'm sure this is of no interest to anyone here.

www.factmag.com/2015/11/30/d...

13.01.2024 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2609    ๐Ÿ” 1253    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 73    ๐Ÿ“Œ 59

my ex moved to Michigan right as they're getting the worst blizzard in years

she doesn't know how to drive on ice

and she's in a fuckin civic

13.01.2024 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

car shopping with my dad

at a Lexus used dealership

everyone in suits with ties

and I'm wearing a soccer jersey and fake Jordans

13.01.2024 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why come the founding fathers never mentioned our god given right to bear a crunchwrap supreme

11.10.2023 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this to infinity and also everyone who makes "but women's sports" arguments typically don't give a fuck about women's sports in actuality nor trans athletes or just trans people in general

05.10.2023 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An illustration of a handshake between a human and a fucked up AI monstrosity with the caption " you want us to respect art that wasn't worth the effort to draw?"

An illustration of a handshake between a human and a fucked up AI monstrosity with the caption " you want us to respect art that wasn't worth the effort to draw?"

if this makes AI people mad it's not because of the message it's because I had an idea and drew it

05.10.2023 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8530    ๐Ÿ” 2863    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

the gg in gg allin stands for ghais guevara

12.07.2023 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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starting a thinkpad army

23.09.2023 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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built a custom GBA during some lunch breaks at work
has a laminated glass IPS screen (with fake scanlines becuz i'm secretly pretentious)
i enjoy it

also i used the ltt screwdriver which (shockingly) not only doesn't suck but is actually extremely nice

22.09.2023 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bluesky won't be complete until i can order vegan tacobell and pizza with an emoji and buy my bus ticket with a different emoji

22.09.2023 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I only need 10 more sign-ups by the end of the month in order to make rent.

You get literally 1000s of posts, over 500 recipes for ยฃ5 and more added every day.

Please just give it a try. You improve my life massively and can cancel anytime.

22.09.2023 08:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 247    ๐Ÿ” 253    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

that headline tho

22.09.2023 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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my keyboard has a guitar pickup in it

my coworkers thought they could type louder

nope

22.09.2023 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my therapist recommended this to me, it's fucking amazing! makes surviving IT work even easier

22.09.2023 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FORร‡A LULA!

21.09.2023 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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21.09.2023 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nothing brings me more joy lately than seeing the DELUSIONS of the $bbby/$bbbyq cultists thinking their completely defunct retailer stonks will be worth literally anything at the end of the month

like who in their right mind would bail out a completely deceased, no-longer-has-any-stores company

21.09.2023 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you're a game developer and your new game can't run on a 6700k with a 1070, you have not finished developing your game

looking at the new cyberpunk requirements and my (stupidly overkill custom loop cooled) 5800x3d and 6800xt aren't enough

fuck off with that and learn assembly you CLOWNS

21.09.2023 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

getting back on my bullshit only over here now!

19.09.2023 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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