Brad Steinbacher

Mariners are one win away from the World Series. First time in my life I’ve been able to say that.

Yeah, we've had a decent run.

I think we should all be aware that if the Seattle Mariners actually make the World Series the world may, in fact, end.

I've always felt NFL punters were suspect. Not a big leap from kicking a ball to kicking shop windows in the perpetual ANTIFA armageddon that is Portland.

You've probably already seen it, but the creepiest movie I've seen in years was Red Rooms.

Sinners box office discourse was bad. One Battle After Another discourse is the terrible sequel.

We’re currently living in a world where the guy who started his career on The Man Show is now a sane and courageous and important voice in America.

As a lifelong Seattle sports fan, I'm not used to all this winning as of late.

WWII soldiers storming the beach at Normandy. They were anti-fascists, or the OG antifa

Pictured - a large group of antifa on their way to commit severe acts of property damage

Holding my breath for a revised "Harper's Letter" given all real fucking threats to free speech happening right now.

Both kids made it out of the house on time for the first day of school today. Only minor injuries reported, mostly from parents.

We’re being governed by monsters. Just absolute monsters.

I was willing to forgive Trump voters when he won the first time. Thought it was stupid, but maybe they were just misinformed or not paying attention. This second, more disgusting bite of the shit sandwich we're all forced to take? Fuck all the way off you absolute casseroles.

Given how everything is shaking out, the next Dem president (if there is one) should feel free to deport the entire Heritage Foundation to Uganda. Preferably bound and hooded.

I know this isn't at all important given the news right now, but I can't be alone in being surprised the Swift-Kelce relationship appears to be ongoing.

ATTN CAPITOL HILL! Blewett, famous porch sitter of 14th (you’ll often see him with his brother Snoqualmie), is missing. Check your basements and laundry rooms, where he has been known to frequent!

Stop electing stupid people and stop rewarding stupid media with your attention. That's the secret sauce, and America hasn't discovered the recipe yet. Hopefully we're working on it.

I've always loved how once he starts his story, everyone in the background behind him just... freezes. Frozen in time like they want to hear the vision as well.

The first glimpse anyone ever had of “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest” was when Jack Nicholson had to accept his BAFTA award for “Chinatown” on location in Oregon. I’m introducing a new 4K restoration of “Cuckoo’s Nest” Friday night at the Academy Museum.

I’d like to report that Seattle is calm as fuck right now. So when you see mayhem on the streets soon, you’ll know that Trump’s goon squad has arrived in force.

Our "centrist" overlords are always lecturing liberals that they need to listen to, and engage with, conservatives. And yet for some reason conservatives never get the same lecture.

"ICE and private prison contractor GEO Group." So basically every villain organization countless movies warned us about, from the Nazis to SPECTRE.

Have we finally reached the point where @nytimes.com will run a series of articles and editorials about Trump's age and capacity as president? Or is that only reserved for democrats?

This is my favorite thing today.

Advertising on the Subreddit for the show Entourage is on point.

A Typical Episode of Sesame Street as Imagined by Conservatives “President Trump issued an executive order late Thursday directing the Corporation for Public Broadcasting’s board of directors to ‘cease federal f...

This is my favorite thing today. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-t...

On July 4th, every Trump voter should be allowed to disavow their vote without being mocked or responded to with "leopards eating faces" retorts or any other repercussions. Clean slate, one day only. Independence Day.

Target stock April 29, 2024: $163.73. Target stock April 29, 2025: $96.91.

Target contribution to Trump inauguration: $1 million.

When (if) the Democrats are in control again, I don't want to hear them talk about unity or bipartisanship or healing as a nation. I want to hear just one word: revenge.

Attention @mudede.bsky.social: To the one on the flamboyant tip/I'll just toss that ham in the frying pan/Like Spam, get done when I come and slam/Damn, I feel like the Son of Sam.