nwsl FACTS!

especially that little a-hole

Dent deny deny, but I am going to celebrate that Trinity Rodman became the first north atlantic territory of Denmark to play for the USWNT. Now every little territory of Denmark can grow up dreaming to also do the same.

When nwsl was in the middle of designing the ball, they got too busy coming up with all the HIP rules, so they put a * as a placeholder and then accidentally forgot about it until it was too late

Trinity Rodman is the god olympian offensive footballer of the united states (GOOFUS)

Some other criteria that can qualify a #NWSL player as high impact.

If you violate the spirit of the league the ghost of nwsl past (furt), nwsl present (the ball represents soccer), and nwsl future (multitudes of factors), will come and haunt you and teach you a lesson on greed by throwing you into lake superior

Some days I'm like... nwsl doesn't matter... other days I'm like... nwsl is all we have

Esther did that to her hair to distract the Orlando players, possibly give them psychic damage, all to help her team win.

What if we kissed at Rowdy Audi?

If the northern lights flash yellow the most tonight, the Spirit will win the championship. If they are purple, Orlando will win. If they are Blue, Gotham will be champions. If they are pink, Portland will win. The magnetic field decides!

Sometimes when you're an average fan and your fav team misses playoffs, you often do much better picking mvp, best xi, etc., but in some cases, that doesn't happen

Thinking vlatko should get coach of the year is a good thought for anyone who is just getting into thinking

NWSL invented a time dilation machine so they can have more extra time

liz eddy would be so mad about this statement if she knew how to read

no it doesn't..someone dreamt it up when they were dying of consumption.

Tune in on Friday to watch @racingloufc.com travel back in time to 1871 to battle the great Chicago fire.

Putting nwsl games on cbs sports network is the leagues preferred way of dealing psychic damage to fans

To celebrate the most haunted season - NWSL will be turning off the lights all matches this weekend and putting glow sticks in the ball.

always !

@kansascitycurrent.bsky.social is the most popular NWSL team in Antarctica, Siberia, and Greenland.

I pledge to do my part to increase woso social media interaction metrics by making rage bait "team of the week" posts

Chicago Stars are doing so well at their new stadium because they ran a giant straw from the lake to the bench so everyone can get hydrated with fresh lake water. Who knew that's all they were missing! #nwsl

Score bug says it's still a 0 - 0 tide game Audi #nwsl

if the cowboys and eagles don’t get out there and play they’re gonna get fined by jessica berman

The secret to keeping players happy is to feed them frosted mini wheats for every meal, and clearly angel city fc is failing at that.

Hard to believe the team that sold NFTs got scammed.

@bayfc.com broke the attendance record because they made hundreds of lines of candy throughout San Francisco that led to the field #nwsl

Chicago is like a sleeper cell that only gets activated when the other team has scored 3 goals

Sorry we stuck Chicago Stars into a perpetual never-ending time loop that is always doomed to result in tragedy. Sorry we stuck Chicago Stars into a perpetual never-ending time loop that is always doomed to result in tragedy. Sorry we stu

No one could have predicted it being hot in Kansas City in August.