Annie West

My question is
If you now smell of (minty toothpaste) plus Lavender, Bergamot, Banana, Cocoa Butter, Coconut, Honey, Summer Breeze, Lavender, Lilies, Spring Breeze, Perfumed Argan oil, Patchouli and Chamomile
What's the point of perfume

Then you put product in your hair smelling of *checks notes*
Perfumed Argan oil, Patchouli, and Chamomile

So by now you smell like Lavender, Bergamot, Banana, Cocoa Butter, Coconut, Honey, Summer Breeze, Lavender, Lilies, Spring Breeze, Perfumed Argan oil, Patchouli and Chamomile

Then you go and get dressed, yer clothes have been washed in detergent smelling of *summer breeze* followed by *lavender and lilies* softener and *Spring breeze* boosters.
So now you smell of Lavender, Bergamot, Banana, Cocoa Butter, Coconut, Honey, Summer Breeze, Lavender, Lilies and Spring Breeze

I have a question
You jump in the shower, using (for instance) shower gel which smells of, uh, *lavender and bergamot*. Shampoo that smells of *Banana and Cocoa Butter* plus Conditioner made of *Coconut and Honey*.
so now you smell of lavender, Bergamot, Banana, Cocoa Butter, Coconut and Honey. >

*...the Dark Lord (Papp), who is conquering Planet Ireland...with an army of skull-faced toughs. He snaps the Little Spirit’s tin whistle in two, which is an appropriate response to someone playing a tin whistle, to be fair.*

I laughed so hard the tea came out my nose @patrickfreyne.bsky.social

Post your favourite Lord of the Rings character.Wrong answers only

Oh my GOD we HAVE to get him a #WeeDote badge 🥹

a black and white photo of a woman in a floral dress . ALT: a black and white photo of a woman in a floral dress .

Michael PALIN #TommyTiernanShow

Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.

Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

... and also smear a little botulism on the bowl

So LinkedIn avoids the social media under 16 ban.

This could lead to the funniest thing in a few months

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never mind

Am pre-emptively doing this in plenty of time before tomorrow morning

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Stop a Canadian corporation harvesting huge forests of seaweed from the west coast There should be a public consultation on this plan opening soon but lets gather signatures to demonstrate the fact that up and down the west coast, thousands of people don't want our seaweed rights gi...

my.uplift.ie/petitions/st... @uplift.ie

Thank goodness 😍

I love the bit where Buddy throws Jack a beer and it goes over the balcony

These are the tiny delights people miss because they're looking at their damned phones ugh

The Production design is also faultless

Probably the most underrated film ever made. I've watched it nearly a million times

"Really, Andy. Who gives a shit"

Full time: Ireland 0 France 136,822

#IREVFRA

Murdering the English language saying things like *I'm sat here*

Merde

#FRAvIRE #SixNations

Is this what it’s like to be Scottish

Yep I think so!

But I drew it Ben

Found this drawing and for the life of me I can't remember what it was for. Am I getting that old dammit

Won't be the last time though. A hat trick isn't enough