My question is
If you now smell of (minty toothpaste) plus Lavender, Bergamot, Banana, Cocoa Butter, Coconut, Honey, Summer Breeze, Lavender, Lilies, Spring Breeze, Perfumed Argan oil, Patchouli and Chamomile
What's the point of perfume
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Then you put product in your hair smelling of *checks notes*
Perfumed Argan oil, Patchouli, and Chamomile
So by now you smell like Lavender, Bergamot, Banana, Cocoa Butter, Coconut, Honey, Summer Breeze, Lavender, Lilies, Spring Breeze, Perfumed Argan oil, Patchouli and Chamomile
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Then you go and get dressed, yer clothes have been washed in detergent smelling of *summer breeze* followed by *lavender and lilies* softener and *Spring breeze* boosters.
So now you smell of Lavender, Bergamot, Banana, Cocoa Butter, Coconut, Honey, Summer Breeze, Lavender, Lilies and Spring Breeze
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I have a question
You jump in the shower, using (for instance) shower gel which smells of, uh, *lavender and bergamot*. Shampoo that smells of *Banana and Cocoa Butter* plus Conditioner made of *Coconut and Honey*.
so now you smell of lavender, Bergamot, Banana, Cocoa Butter, Coconut and Honey. >
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*...the Dark Lord (Papp), who is conquering Planet Ireland...with an army of skull-faced toughs. He snaps the Little Spiritโs tin whistle in two, which is an appropriate response to someone playing a tin whistle, to be fair.*
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Post your favourite Lord of the Rings character.Wrong answers only
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Oh my GOD we HAVE to get him a #WeeDote badge ๐ฅน
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Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology
She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.
No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientistโbecause the person felt she did didnโt deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
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... and also smear a little botulism on the bowl
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So LinkedIn avoids the social media under 16 ban.
This could lead to the funniest thing in a few months
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Hapffffffffffffffffffffffffffff they do say it skips a genera...
oh wait
never mind
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Am pre-emptively doing this in plenty of time before tomorrow morning
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Hapfffffffffffffffffffffff
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HApffffffffff
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Thank goodness ๐
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I love the bit where Buddy throws Jack a beer and it goes over the balcony
These are the tiny delights people miss because they're looking at their damned phones ugh
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The Production design is also faultless
Probably the most underrated film ever made. I've watched it nearly a million times
"Really, Andy. Who gives a shit"
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Full time: Ireland 0 France 136,822
#IREVFRA
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Murdering the English language saying things like *I'm sat here*
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Merde
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Is this what itโs like to be Scottish
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Yep I think so!
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But I drew it Ben
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Found this drawing and for the life of me I can't remember what it was for. Am I getting that old dammit
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Won't be the last time though. A hat trick isn't enough
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