so pretty

AI email readers just tell me if the sender is mad at me or not

Thanks for the great night <3 or should i say <35 doesn't get a wristband

@deltaairrep.bsky.social automatic flushing toilets on a plane is NOT the way forward. You’re going to yank out someone’s IUD that way

if you play wordle in Mexico the words are in Spanish?!

Manifesting a Hot Mess tour with Shania, Mariah and Lauryn.

Better not go to dunkin

My favorite dance is a grave dance

Hope Newsom still copies the president and also profiles people* on the street and takes them away**

Homeless*
To a hotel with resources available**

manifesting ChillVille - a low sensory, no adrenaline theme park with no lines and mood lighting.

The Vera C. Rubin Observatory, Chile, recently released its first images of the cosmos/deep space. Vera Rubin (1928-2016) was a pioneering US astronomer whose work provided convincing evidence for the existence of unseen "dark" matter in the Universe #WomensArt

a very popular educational tourist attraction that caters to those of all ages and economic classes is no longer selling books for the over ten years old demographic. I’m devastated. Grieving. Not overreacting. NO BOOKS IN GIFT SHOPS.

See a meme
Laugh
Begin to share meme with husband
See he has already “liked” it
But he didn’t share it with me
But I was going to share it with him
Why do I get so upset at this step?

Husband and I have conflicting arguments regarding if we would trust Dave Franco to measure our drugs for us

Our first Virgo Pope since Gregory XVI <3

This is a good time to pitch my new show: Ghost Popes. The new pope almost dies on his way to the balcony and can now see ghosts but all the ghosts are past popes.

When it is prom night the whole town should have to dress up. Embarrassing to be in athleisure next to such queens

I don’t know who needs to hear this but I wanted to retire

What they’ll call me in our post-apocalyptic world.

Doing this the day before tomorrow too ... frickity frackity frock

3 hats? Hatrick Patrick? Wrong sport.

I feel a similar obligation

dudette
luddite
lucite

Lots of beef with today's spelling bee

So many plot lines appear to be written to write off the duchess but yet she persists

Is there a TV character who loves cats more than Louis Litt?

Big Suit and Little Suit exhaust me. Pretty sure neither of them have cats at any point.

Husband keeps reminding me that I can quit Suits at anytime, but I keep going with it for the storylines involving Louis Litt and cats.

This show treats marijuana like it deserves to be a schedule 1.

Starting Suits under immense peer pressure.

I need to rewatch the episode. I must have missed a line. Google couldn’t help me. “It was probably invented in Minnesota” isn’t satisfactory enough.