floyding

me when the guy who played Neil Diamond sounded like Neil Diamond

my wife is into musicals so we went to see the Neil Diamond musical at the orpheum today and I had a good time! musicals are designed in a lab to not be my cup of tea but I liked this one.

Vikings season quickly hitting that familiar going absolutely nowhere fast vibe, feels right

hard to believe it’s already been three years since Kare11 sunrise used QOTSA as bumper music

getting harder and harder to not know who Theo Von is these days

forgot my sunglasses and I’m at my son’s all day soccer tournament

when the kids are still asleep and From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money is on pluto >>>>>>>>>>

Screenshot of The Princess Bride’s Inigo Montoya with text that says “Hello. My name is Pete Davidson. You killed my father. Prepare to laugh”

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

my opinion on the Minnesota Twins organization is that it is an unmitigated clown show

my opinion on Rocco Baldelli is that he’s an incredibly nice guy who once took the time in a restaurant to say hi to my baseball loving son and write him an extremely cool note

receipt checker guy at costco complemented by David Lynch tshirt today

Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”

turns out it’s hard to win football games if your offensive line is an unmitigated disaster

I love it when your running back is a bell cow

Tom Cruise as Frank TJ Mackey in MAGNOLIA wearing a headset mic, smiling madly, two fingers held in front of his face.

Tuesday morning. Hegseth. In front of scores of generals in some Virginia auditorium as China invades Taiwan.

It seems that Kaleb Horton has passed away. A devastating loss. One of the best writers of this generation. Kaleb was a friend for ten years and in all our conversations I was trying to convince him how good he was, something he seemed to know but also never fully believe. I am going to go cry now.

The ballad of the Chowchilla bus kidnapping In 1976, a school bus carrying 26 children and their driver disappeared from a small California town. Forty-five years later, we revisit the story.

Very sad to hear about the passing of Kaleb Horton, a fantastic writer. I still think about this story. May he rest in peace. www.vox.com/the-highligh...

Death Is Just A Change David Lynch has gone on to whatever the next place is. I’m very sad about it; it came at a hard time for the city of Los Angeles, a place he dearly loved, and it’s hard not to think his change of cons...

Really sorry to hear about the sudden passing of Kaleb Horton, a fantastic writer. Only seems fitting to share what he wrote for David Lynch kalebhorton.ghost.io/death-is-jus...

I love pulling up to the crucial drop off chokepoint of a high school with 1800 kids and throwing it into park so I can look at my phone

each new day the parent drop off area of my daughter's high school reveals new levels of baffling human behavior, what a gift

Being told by a gross leathery guy that sounds like a literal monster that taking headache medicine makes you a bad mother isn’t polling great for some reason

Really thought his charisma and generally calming demeanor would have blunted some of this.

this creep is a hall of fame MAGA bottom feeder

when Tonic’s If You Could Only See hits on jack fm when you’re driving back to your house because you forgot your lunch >>>>>

Weapons absolutely owned, Madigan was fantastic, I’ll absolutely see whatever Cregger does next and I’m still not really thrilled with this idea

hey trump. . . . you’re fired

but enough about being a Minnesota Twins fan! folks,