floyding

we couldn't use government funds to buy coffee (like, folgers ground coffee) when i worked on a CDC outbreak emergency response

ah,

now to take a big sip of water and see if my favorite baseball team the Minnesota Twins is the team that got the F

mostly realistic imo, also the rest of that movie is so well crafted and fun idc if there’s a little blip on the plot radar

as a horror movie protagonist one thing I love to do in the third act is happen upon a video playing on an older model tv that explains the mysterious circumstances that have plagued me for some time

watching the interplay between him and Tommy Lee Jones is pure joy

his performance as Gus in Lonesome Dove is one of my favorites of all time. RIP to one of the greats.

a man with long hair is sitting in front of a laptop computer ALT: a man with long hair is sitting in front of a laptop computer

Gone Girl starting on E! the moment I get on the treadmill at the gym

Crime 101 is a powerfully awful movie title

hello I’m two time Best Actor Academy Award winner Adrien Brody for turbo tax

preaching to the choir

had a very powerful turning into your parents commercial moment when I (admittedly too overzealously) complemented the lunds employee because he sliced exactly 1.00 pound of turkey and he was NOT interested in my feedback

Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans

sprang for the Mann theater 2026 refillable popcorn bucket. I won’t apologize for my success!!

Happy Valentines Day!

Jesus Christ enough of these people!!

Dessert? Included!

wow that’s crazy “fighting for his life after broom handle attack” seemed so legit

drag him Nancy

lol

when “More Than a Woman” is playing overhead while you wait for the target employee to open the locked door to the cough drops

it’s still abolish ICE baby, it’s always abolish ICE

2016

I’ve never felt unsafe in this bougie neighborhood a day in my life. This is a 25 mph zone, full of fancy bars and restaurants, a curling club, salons, boutiques, and one of the busiest coffee shops around. They are doing their damndest to wreck everything here.

VIP tix surprisingly affordable!

@normcharlatan.bsky.social know there’s a lot going on but wanted to make sure you saw this

okay sure but what do three 73 year old day drinkers at a bar in Nisswa think