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A head of iceberg lettuce from BORD BA is visible, with a sticker indicating a "best before" date of Monday. The sticker also includes a Quality Origin Ireland logo, a "1 of 5 a day" symbol, and a barcode.
09.02.2026 07:58 โ ๐ 102 ๐ 21 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Amazed that they haven't tried a fake or trick play on one of these 4th downs yet.
09.02.2026 02:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
This is one of the best things I've ever seen
09.02.2026 01:49 โ ๐ 152 ๐ 11 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Bad Bunny got into the endzone and scored before either offense
09.02.2026 01:39 โ ๐ 579 ๐ 61 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1
Ah but you see, you dropped the ball so obviously he isn't(!)
09.02.2026 00:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I think it probably depends on how I'm going to listen to the file. If it's an everyday listen (e.g. on the bus) then the former. If I have time to really sink into the file and scene then the latter can be amazing.
Although thinking about it that answer probably isn't that helpful to you.
09.02.2026 00:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
โAwh, I know, I know, plaything. This is torture for you. You want to cum so badly, donโt you?โ Your partner cooed, cupping your chin with one hand. โKeep going.โ Your hands resumed their torturous motions between your legs. โHow long have I teased you for now, pet?โ
11.07.2025 17:06 โ ๐ 30 ๐ 11 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1
Your hypnotist smirked as they uncrossed their legs, revealing their sex to your hungry eyes. And in that instantโฆ It was all you could see. The rest of the world faded away and you were staring, dumbstruck and transfixed. โSomething caught your eye, pet?โ
01.07.2025 15:48 โ ๐ 26 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1
If it wasn't a million degrees outside, I think this would've melted me into a puddle with how hot this would be to experience ๐ซ ๐ซ
30.06.2025 17:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
โAwh, look at you, such a weak, sleepy little plaything for me. A puppet, dangling on my strings. All I need to do is lift a finger and youโฆโ Your hypnotist lifted a finger โ specifically tied to a command. You knelt before them, and they smiled. โThatโs it. So obedient.โ
29.06.2025 15:24 โ ๐ 21 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
โI think itโs time we test this, toy. Open your eyes. Come up for me.โ Your hypnotist snapped their fingers, and you felt your mind jerked upwards. Ripped from the comfortable, heavy trance space that you had been in. โThere you are.โ They said, smiling at you.
28.06.2025 11:46 โ ๐ 50 ๐ 15 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
Your hypnotist slipped their fingers under your chin with a smile, eyes burning with a passionate intensity as they studied you. Their lips looked so soft in this light. โWould you like a kiss, toy?โ They asked, obviously noticing where your eyes had gone.
26.06.2025 15:27 โ ๐ 29 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Inspired by @hypnanosis.bsky.social
โAwh, toy, youโre so stupid! You should stop.โ Your hypnotist said, holding the dropper over your open mouth. The red liquid inside looked so inviting. You couldnโt stop. โYou know this is bad for you, right? Itโs gonna make you completely addicted to me.โ
25.06.2025 18:59 โ ๐ 29 ๐ 12 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
โCloser, and closer, and closer, toy! Doesnโt that feel incredible? You donโt want this to end, do you?โ Your hypnotist said, as you moaned, writing, trapped under the ministrations of their fingers, between your legs, dancing over your body. โGive me more.โ
23.06.2025 14:37 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Love this soooo much
20.06.2025 19:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Oh goddess yes please ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
20.06.2025 19:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Try a file & see if you like it. If the voice makes you feel calm & relaxed try their other files
Finding a good hypnotist is like finding shoes. Everyone has slightly different needs & there are a lot to choose from. If the first file is a perfect fit, great! Most will need to search for a while
19.06.2025 15:04 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
โDamn hon, youโre so susceptible.โ Your friend with benefits said, smirking at you over the table. The sunlight playing across their face made them look more attractive than usual. โHas someone been playing with your brain?โ You didnโt meet their gaze. They didnโt know, did they?
20.06.2025 15:07 โ ๐ 24 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1
"I tried Calia's Public Squirming file and all it cost me was my mind and soul forever bound to her" definitely sounds like a Fall Out Boy-style song title ๐
18.06.2025 19:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
This is literally my fantasy... just having the triggers to be available to be used for pleasure at any time for someone would be ๐ซ ๐ซ
18.06.2025 19:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
โI want you to look into my eyes, toy.โ Your hypnotist said, leaning closer to you, to give you a better view. โYou have nothing to do. Nowhere else to be. So, I want you to stare into my eyes. Stare directly into them and let yourself sink. Let yourself begin to slip, into trance.โ
16.06.2025 18:24 โ ๐ 22 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
It was a soft touch, that brought you back up from trance. A gentle caress of your inner thigh, awakening a tingling desire in your core. A want for more touches. You made a soft moan, moving your leg towards that initial touch, and your hypnotist laughed.
15.06.2025 15:25 โ ๐ 22 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Each moment that you were trapped in this space left your mind reeling more and more. The pulsing pleasure. The desperate need. It was all melting your brain into soft, pliable putty. But restrained as you were, held down, with the headset on, the toy between your legsโฆ
14.06.2025 14:43 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Once again on a Friday night I somehow stumble upon something that makes me go "needneedneedneedneedneedneedneedneedneedneed" ๐ฅบ
13.06.2025 19:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I told you weโd be back
12.06.2025 16:15 โ ๐ 42839 ๐ 12653 ๐ฌ 1564 ๐ 5142
No, thanks. I'm good.
12.06.2025 14:57 โ ๐ 31 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1
Yes Goddess. I'll just have to try and not to beg to be allowed to edge over and over all night then ๐
10.06.2025 19:23 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Film night had become somewhat of a ritual with your friend. Youโd go to their house, put a film on, and watch it with them. You kept meaning to ask them where they got their sofa from though. Every film night, without fail, youโd find yourself falling asleep.
10.06.2025 17:39 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Especially since there are files where the only price for her control is complete and utter torment and denial ๐ฅฐ
10.06.2025 18:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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