Joseph Nyleen

Picard management tip: Debate honestly. The goal is to arrive at the truth, not at your preconception.

All day long, rent free in my head. Fear not Bakushin, I’ll get you to A+ eventually.

If you're at DefCon this week, come hear my talk on leveraging free retail wifi and low cost/power 802.11AH embedded devices to become an untraceable menace. Saturday at 3:30PM in the RF Village!

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DEFCON has banned Eric Michaud. You need to be an exceptionally toxic sleazebag to get banned from DEFCON. There are literally only 4 other names on the list: John Draper, Jake Appelbaum, Morgan Marquis-Boire, and Chris Hadnagy. defcon.org/html/links/d...

WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽

Me: "Why can't we pull this data?"

Them: "It's broken."

"We sign a form weekly that says these systems are reviewed and functional, yeah?"

"Well yeah, but we'd just see if it was running. Turns out it's on, but broken. You should have better defined functional."

[I go screaming into the night]

a baby with a fist in the air and the words lets get it done below him Alt: a baby with a fist in the air and the words lets get it done below him

Happy Tuesday, nerds! Snipe-IT v8.1.18 is out! github.com/grokability/... - get it while it's hot!

I am counting down the minutes. 🍻

I am once again beseeching folks who aren't fascists to buy and train with guns, first aid kits, basic car and structure repair, and anything else you may need to protect yourself and those around you (who aren't fascists).

a black and white photo of a man on the floor Alt: Curly of the 3 Stooges is on on the floor, running in a circle that goes no where, while listening to Bakushin Bakushin Bakushinshin on an endless loop.

[where I am mentally]

バクシンバクシンバクシン,
バクシンバクシンバクシン,
バクシン,　バクシン,　バクシンシーン!

a girl in a purple dress and headphones is standing on a race track . ALT: a girl in a purple dress and headphones is standing on a race track .

Big Facts.

Stolen, yet accurate.

Them: “How are you managing all this everything?”
Me: Well there’s this horse racing game—no, wait, come back!

Midrace: "I can't run, the signals say my legs are apricot pastries, I can only see fish in the clouds!" -Goldship, probably

Ey! What else could you expect from a top tier class representative? I'm doing her career right now with legacy intent. That SS speed though, impressive, I got work to do.

Oooo havent done that one yet, I’ll do it next. I honestly think it’s the story mode keeping me invested.

She's my second favorite, feels like me doing my best in any public space or social situation.

Oh no, I also have fallen down this rabbit hole. Cannot stop until Vodka comes out on top. I'm kind of frustrated how much I like it. One of my friends saw me playing and just said "I don't even wanna know."

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Hey everyone, I’m emceeing the @eff.org benefit poker tournament at Planet Hollywood. Shenanigans for a cause… #DFIU

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A Token of Appreciation for Sustaining Donors 💞 Privacy and free expression are hallmarks of freedom and necessities for true democracy. For EFF's 35th anniversary, we're thanking you for defending our rights online.

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Heck yeah, he's going to be leading the next generation of hackers before you know it. 🤘

Rachel Tobac hacking in the glass booth in front of 500 people at DEF CON 25.

I got my start hacking in the booth at @defcon.bsky.social. It changed my life. Now I'm a *Judge* for the NEW Social Engineering Community Village AI-powered hacking competition where teams use AI agents for live phone call attacks on DEF CON Sat! Apply to compete: www.se.community/battle-of-th...

As a sentient living furnace, these sheets sound amazing. Research has begun.

Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.

This may be the best (and most beautiful?) form of resistance I have ever seen... and it has an interesting history!

Maybe a vodka red bull and some karaoke will fix me.

Congratulations and well deserved! 🤘🔥🥳

They belong in the dumpster 😂

Certainly not me spending hours reviewing suspicious port-status changes in the switch logs, tracing out lines, and discovering it's just printers waking-up/going to sleep over and over. 😩

not saying that's not true. ot saying that's not not truth either