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Joseph Nyleen

@joeknowscyber.bsky.social

IT Director. Non-Profits, InfoSec, Blue Team, My opinions. DC541. Handle Is Ironic. Willing to be wrong. He/Him.

206 Followers  |  371 Following  |  362 Posts  |  Joined: 19.09.2023  |  2.0903

Latest posts by joeknowscyber.bsky.social on Bluesky

Friend: “Hey bro, you played Chaos Zero Nightmare?”
Me: No more gachas
Them: “It’s like slay the spire and deepest dungeon got reskinned anime style.”
[eye twitches]

22.11.2025 02:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cops Used Flock to Monitor No Kings Protests Around the Country A massive cache of Flock lookups collated by the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) shows as many as 50 federal, state, and local agencies used Flock during protests over the last year.

“This is a wake-up call for leaders: Flock (ALPR) technology is a threat to our core democratic values,” EFF’s @Maassive.bsky.social told @404media.co. www.404media.co/cops-used-f...

21.11.2025 22:57 — 👍 119    🔁 57    💬 5    📌 4

Listening to them makes me feel like the stupidest person in the room at any gathering, but that’s a compliment and exactly where I want to be.

15.11.2025 02:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I started with a smart tv. Took it apart and removed the antenna and network card. It would give an error when on but function as a TV. I don’t have any other modern appliances but wonder if they have some sort of tamper protection so it doesn’t work if it’s not selling your data….anyone know?

15.11.2025 02:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need to get back into this, stopped after cancer utter failure. But I miss the glue factory. Dopamine required.

11.11.2025 21:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

All the 12ft skeletons are 50% off. You know what to do.

02.11.2025 01:16 — 👍 19    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 2

The word of the day is "concentration camp"

24.10.2025 16:09 — 👍 34    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 1

I can’t even get these numbers, must power up my cards. I can choose one to max and the rest get close but something always suffers. I have zero runners at baseline and I been grinding 😩

02.10.2025 22:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will not put money in the horse game. I will not put money in the horse game…

02.10.2025 22:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I knooow, mercy mercy! I’m just gonna be churning glue and watching these all pass by, I can feel it 😩

02.10.2025 01:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A life lesson from IR:

You cannot effectively stop a breach you haven’t thoroughly scoped.

Similarly, you cannot effectively solve a problem you haven’t sought to fully understand.

In both cases, the gathering process takes time. If you try to rush to a conclusion, you might just make it worse.

17.09.2025 21:49 — 👍 25    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 0
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Next week I have an amazing opportunity to speak at the International Youth Conference on a panel about AI in relation to the next generation. 👩‍💻💜

Keep posted for photos and stories from the event!

17.09.2025 21:28 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I am loving this series

16.09.2025 04:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Everyone shut up now. It’s the Iron Chef corn battle.

16.09.2025 03:48 — 👍 435    🔁 82    💬 14    📌 6

I can’t wait to say this in a code review one day.

Don’t reinvent the woodwinds.

16.09.2025 03:52 — 👍 40    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

Finally watched Weapons, and it was not what I expected and absolutely fantastic. 10/10 no notes.

16.09.2025 02:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump admin live updates: Bessent says 'framework' for TikTok deal has been reached Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, in Madrid for trade talks with China, said on Monday they have "a framework for a TikTok deal."

Let me guess: it involves selling TikTok's U.S. domestic operations to the right wing Ellison family and Oracle, who'll combine CBS/Paramount/Time Warner/CNN with TikTok to create one of the most effective right wing propaganda machines ever constructed?

15.09.2025 14:52 — 👍 1496    🔁 539    💬 56    📌 71

Umamusume: Pretty Gundam 😂

11.09.2025 23:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yessss down with the Taishins!

11.09.2025 23:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Omg that chart is umazing! 🔥

11.09.2025 22:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Condor is still my best horse, so that's promising! 😁 I need to start getting parents ready as we speak and consider this series a wash.

Good luck out there! 💪🎉

11.09.2025 22:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was seriously under prepared. I am getting smoked and I deserve it. Going to get serious for the next series.

11.09.2025 22:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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How JPMorgan Enabled the Crimes of Jeffrey Epstein

For months I've been pushing the Trump administration to launch a criminal investigation into JP Morgan's ties to Epstein, but Bondi and Bessent are too busy running interference for pedophiles. I'm not letting up. Stay tuned.

08.09.2025 19:57 — 👍 1373    🔁 391    💬 49    📌 27

Ugly task I've been staring at for a week only took 3 hours of hyper-focus. 😅

If the task is taking up your neurons, just do the thing!

08.09.2025 21:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a girl in a red jacket with the letter t on her chest ALT: a girl in a red jacket with the letter t on her chest

Oh I see how it is horse game. Decide to grind some trophies, and THEN you give me multi-friendship trainings and perfect seeds, on a horse I won't be using. Bravo.

08.09.2025 20:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very nice! I’ve only been making glue for a week 😩

07.09.2025 17:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

OH: if vaccines caused autism, we’d have way more trains in the United States

05.09.2025 17:17 — 👍 1520    🔁 256    💬 16    📌 6

Don't forget to hydrate, medicate, stretch, and move, you're hunched over like a fucking croissant.

03.09.2025 21:31 — 👍 36    🔁 8    💬 4    📌 2

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