Secondary Education

Women’s Health magazine with Trinny Woodall on the front cover lean and muscled with shoulder length straight hair

Could have sworn that was Iggy Pop for a minute

No, you fuck off

Came up with a shit star trek joke that probably only works if you're familiar with US shoe shops (their version of Bacons). Here goes:

"Where do frugal Klingons get their boots?

Kahless Shoesource."

Stones in my shoes have caused me to pull less weird faces than this paragraph did

A capybara in a hat and harness the caption says “I’m built different like incorrectly I think”

I think the worst of it is over now but same to you, here's to it fucking off sooner rather than later

This week's edition of the lurgee is no fun at all

These are ace but my favourite is Action McFadden on the unicycle

If being in a union is the right thing for O'Brien to do, it's the right thing for you to do too.

A mock poster for a 'Star Trek O'Brien' series. "More than a hero… a union man."

I haven't shared this in a while, but it seems on topic right now.

what you need to understand about recommending a show to me is that no matter how much we both know l'Il like it, I can't watch it until the Neurodivergence Department in my brain approves it. I don't know when that will be, and l don't have any more control over it than you do.

This.

He looked like they’d cast him to play the Guidance Councillor Mr Mackey in a live action South Park prequel

Saw some guy on TikTok talking about the train attack going “woke lefties keep going ‘they were British they were British’, well they don’t look like me and you!” and I just thought, “no one looks like you, you balloon-headed cunt.”

Hey look at this! It's me, on a podcast, chatting about Star Trek, punk rock and how Linda McCartney sausages are rubbish now.

Lucy & Alex a.k.a @agooddaytodiypod.bsky.social were reet lovely and I had an ace time!

Should be available on all the usual pod platforms and that!

Went out yesterday, saw a bunch of old pals I'd not seen in a hot minute, got a tattoo on a whim and today my brain is like "what do you mean you want to be able to actually concentrate on a single thing for longer than a minute?"

Normalise calling people who are obsessed with bringing trans people up in every argument “weirdos” and “perverts” instead of debating them

Did you hear about the group of Romulan Secret Service agents that were really into Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

They called themselves the Towel Shiar.

Read the whole thread — this is the kind of energy we need.

I reckon @mckelvie.bsky.social and @chuckwendig.bsky.social would be good fits!

Change one letter, ruin a candy

Shittles

If you told me that AI was actually just thousands of incels hooked up to the internet cable straight into the brain style, I'd believe you.

Have you heard about that new Japanese camper van aimed at the opera market?

Apparently they've called it a Nissan Dorma

Fuck it, I'm starting a Star Trek themed band called Alpha Quadrant. Nobody in the band will be hench but the riffs. The genre you ask?

Warp-Core, of course.

Like a beacon in the dark, an ABK sketch appears to light the way.

I mean, it won't, but I really want this to bankrupt the bastards. Proper lesson learning level shit where everyone can look it at and go "well, gee, being a bastard really fucks you up, maybe I should not be that"

a man with long hair and glasses says " you want people to respect your opinion ? " ALT: a man with long hair and glasses says " you want people to respect your opinion ? "

You've somehow made Hank Hill look like the Canadian YouTube sensation Glenn Fricker

A drawing of Hank Hill as Worf, Peggy as Deanna Troi, and Bobby as Geordi LaForge. (Neither Bobby nor Hank is wearing blackface.) Captioned "I sell bat'leths and bat'leth accessories." Signed EdHarrington.tumblr.com

Realizing how much Worf and Hank Hill are the same guy gave me a better appreciation for both characters.

Did @bethanyblack.bsky.social write this about dickheads on the internet?

If you’re queer right now in this world you’re essentially an outlaw, you have never been cooler. So yee haw fuck the law be as OUTRAGEOUSLY queer in public as you can cope with. Every kiss, every hand hold every moment of flirting is an act of rebellion.

A picture of He-Man

Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day: