𝘑𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘺-𝘣𝘰𝘺.ᐟ

<— is Jeff the Land Shark.

He seemed to think about it before shaking his head. Unless that was a new team name. Was he still on any team? Huh.

“Awarareere.”

It is gone in a millisecond, thought he did take extra care not to accidentally bite or scratch the hand that feeds him.

“Mrmemrme.”

“Mrare meer mra mree!” He repeated, eyes now locked onto the meat stick. He could smell it from here. It smelled amazing.

He blinks one eye at a time before sniffing the hand. It smelled like… snacks. She had snacks.

“Mrrr mrrr mrreeh! Washahshaha.”

Now he’s licking her hand!!

Frog blink.

“Mrrrk-let!”

Chocolate!!!

“Mrrr mrr mr mrrr!”

He’s watching Game of Thrones. It was the guy with the sword.

“Mrr.” He’s drooling already.

“Awashahshahshs shahshahsa wahhh.”

A scary movie is on the TV and given the torn apart room, he couldn’t find a way to turn it off.

“MRRR!!!!” Cue some purring noises.

“MRRR! MRR MRRR MRRR.” His show just killed off his favorite character. He needed her to go tell them to bring him back.

(He’s so excited. Lots of spins, tail wags, cooing, and tippy-taps.)

//: I need to make Jeff a real pinned and layout

But here I am

MOMMA!!!!!

AWASASASAWASA ASHASHAHSHA MRRR!

MOMMA

Mrr? Mrr mrr! Ahawawasha!

tfw the best bath is in the washer

“Mrr mrrrrrrr mrr mrrrr mrr.”

“Mrrmrmr!” He’s talking through his teeth, which are currently working to destroy the new toy.

Challenge accepted.

The rope will be defeated.

NEW TOY.

Once the food is gone, Jeff gives Blue a few licks of appreciation and then sits there, waiting expectantly.