This is hilarious. I wonder if the chocolate windmill still sits somewhere on a shelf or if it had been devoured in the process of trying to prove it
07.05.2025 16:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@andizimmerer.bsky.social
PhD at University of Technology Nuremberg, researching on Database Systems. Formerly engineer at Snowflake Inc. on query acceleration; spent some academic time at MIT πΊπΈ, TUM π©πͺ and NTU πΈπ¬. π― Berlin https://www.andi-zimmerer.com
This is hilarious. I wonder if the chocolate windmill still sits somewhere on a shelf or if it had been devoured in the process of trying to prove it
07.05.2025 16:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"we shall be happy to award a chocolate windmill to the first person..."
I love older papers.
Lenstra and Kan, 1979 "Computational Complexity of Discrete Optimization Problems" Annals of Discrete Mathematics
#orms
"The fastest way of processing data is to not process it."
Our SIGMOD 2025 paper shows how Snowflake skips 99.4% of data with new pruning techniques for LIMIT, top-k, and JOIN queries.
Blog: snowflakepruning.github.io
Paper: arxiv.org/abs/2504.11540
@sigmod2025.bsky.social
Paper clickbait
30.04.2025 09:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Camera-ready version of the paper submitted => 115 tabs in Chrome closed.
08.04.2025 06:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We just released Redbench, a new benchmark that contains 30 analytical SQL workloads that can be used to benchmark workload-driven optimizations. Go check it out!
GitHub: github.com/utndatasyste...
This.
20.03.2025 22:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The first day of the BTW Conference in Bamberg is coming to an end.
Some personal favorites:
- Ismail's talk on Pruning in Snowflake
- @stefan-grafberger.com's talk on what-if analysis in ML pipelines and automatically patching ML pipelines in the background
- Observe Inc's presentation
Please help spread the word by reposting!
We've just created the official DEEM Workshop account: @deem-workshop.bsky.social
The review comment I'm most proud of: "The paper is [...] a pleasure to read". Thanks anonymous reviewer ππ
26.02.2025 17:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My very first paper got accepted to @sigmod2025.bsky.social! Yay! Means I'll be playing a home game in Berlin
26.02.2025 17:13 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Strong agree. It's just that the "normal" model starts to cause pain on high velocity teams only
14.02.2025 13:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I agree that something has to improve, following the points you outlined. But I also see that c++ has a large path dependency, so change has to be done carefully. I still prefer Rust, but I like the overall discussion around the future of C++
10.02.2025 20:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks for sharing, that was an interesting read!
10.02.2025 20:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Currently reading through your post.
Nit: typo in "falls in the βcontactsβ and βprofilesβ camps of Steveβs list above."
Valid points! I'm still curious what the next decade of C++ will look like
10.02.2025 19:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Reading cacm.acm.org/blogcacm/21s... makes me think that Rust was just a giant research project and valuable findings are now being streamed back into C++, making them usable to a broader audience.
10.02.2025 17:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Agreed. Buddy C++ goes undefined behavior if it's not a strict weak ordering and I've seen it crashing a couple of times as well.
07.02.2025 11:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 047 *is* really good! It very much depends on age, gender and body weight - I am just fortunate enough to be in a lucky group
06.02.2025 15:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Garmin showing a VO2 Max of 58
My professor jokingly threatened me that I would get fired if my VO2 Max is too low. After a run with him it's at 58 now. I guess I can continue my PhD π
04.02.2025 19:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Happy for everyone in that room who got the chance to listen to Ismail. He's smart, pragmatic, and inspiring
31.01.2025 15:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And it took only a tiny amount of month-long convincing given that the other platform is completely broken.
29.01.2025 18:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Nuremberg Data Systems Lab is now on Bluesky π @utndatasystems.bsky.social
29.01.2025 18:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0In academia, everyone always has a Colleague Working On Exactly This Problem. I still have to find one. Applications open.
15.01.2025 18:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Exciting News! π
#Tampere will host EDBT/ICDT 2026! β¨
Even before the 2025 edition, the important dates are already out:
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Round 1 starts on:
February 5 for EDBT Papers
March 13 for ICDT Papers
edbticdt2026.github.io
We canβt wait to see your great submissions and welcome you to Tampere! π
The @sigmod2025.bsky.social Programming Contest goes into another round. We (Bo Tang, Tilmann Rabl, and myself) just published the timeline and task overview:
sigmod-contest-2025.github.io/index.html
Thanks to Carlo Curino and @microsoft.com for the continued support.
If Iβm ever a professor again, I want to give a graduate seminar, topics to include:
- how not to say stupid shit about fields outside your expertise
- what is your expertise, anyway?
- how not to be an insufferable bore
- your PhD doesnβt make you a better person: coping with that
Other ideas?
I love how dedicated some students are. They are supposed to create a 5min video about a topic and one of them sends me their slides for review. 15(!) detailed(!) slides(!)
12.12.2024 17:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A step in the right direction after the downfall of the other side
11.12.2024 18:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Getting virtual hugs π€
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