Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy

Community notes strike again.

Holy smokes.

Such cry babies.

I find it absurd that we keep putting this known liar on tv and expecting him to tell the truth.

A Chicago citizen confronts the hypocrisy of a fellow Hispanic man working for ICE, shaming him and making a powerful point by asking how his family ended up in the United States.

😂

If you stop testing for Covid, Covid would be gone.

Benny Johnson Sucks.

Mid terms. That’s where it starts. We build from the ground up.

Trump keeps proving that ignorance isn’t strength. He doesn’t read briefings, doesn’t understand policy, and thinks yelling counts as leadership. This is the man who once asked if we could nuke hurricanes! It’s not just stupidity but dangerous incompetency endangering lives.

#USDemocracy
#Pinks

Trump and Jack Ciattarelli can come after Mikie Sherrill all they want—she can take the hits.

She’s running for governor to make damn sure they never get the chance to come after New Jersey families. Go vote for Mikie!

#VoteNJ
#USDemocracy
#Pinks

She has my vote. I’m going to vote so hard!

I’ll take my “conquering” advice from someone who doesn’t look like this.

I’ll bet the MAGA’s are super stoked about this. And the funniest part is they’ll blame Biden for all of their woes.

“Nobody’s been better to Israel than Donald Trump” — Teleprompters, UN cuts, and Netanyahu nods

Republicans can mock Democrats all they want, but the numbers don’t lie.

By a 17 point margin, Americans blame the GOP for the shutdown. And Americans overwhelmingly back extending ACA subsidies—71% in WaPo, 78% in the KFF poll.

Honouring the life and legacy of Dr Jane Goodall (1934–2025). 🕊️

Her groundbreaking work with chimpanzees changed science forever, and her passion for community-led conservation continues to inspire.

Her spirit lives on in the places she loved and the people she empowered.

a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands in a room . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands in a room .

Good job! Get that nasty ho outta here!

📌 The entire world 🌎 is
laughing at America now 🐥

You can expect to see impacts of the government shutdown everywhere from TSA checkpoints to piles of s**t in national parks

Thank you Mr. President, I mean Governor. 😉 😉

BREAKING: Trump is seeking $10 BILLION+ for a farmer bailout.

Why the hell is my money going to bail out people who voted for Trump, who hurt them financially?

Meanwhile he's taking healthcare away from people who need it.

Every time Donald Trump puts up a racist AI generated video of Hakeem Jefferies or any of my colleagues, I’ll put a new movie poster about Trump and Epstein.

#ReleasetheEpsteinFiles

a man is standing in front of a white board with math equations on it . ALT: a man is standing in front of a white board with math equations on it .

All of us right now.

When did this looney tune get less looney?

He knows it. They know it. They've always known it. Amongst themselves, they joke about it. They tell stories about it. They swap advice on how to deal with it.

But most importantly, to everyone else, they lie about it.

I think my favorite part of this is that Trump is literally doing the same shit Milei did and is now asking for a handout. And Republicans will all be like “wE gOtTA hELp aRGeNtiNa”. Friggin dipshits. Who’s going to bail us out when we end up like Argentina?