Bear

Getting into whimsigoth

Shower cider. Like shower beer but make it seasonal.

Very demure

I’m gonna say it - crescent roll-wrapped is a superior way to eat a hot dog

Kenneth Anger’s Eaux d’Artiface is camp

Cross-faded watching surrealist short films. Having a lovely evening.

Watching a random 80s Halloween cartoon special, and the main character kid’s friends names are Banana and Pete Mouse

Very productive day and feeling good about it, but trying not to feel too good so I don’t feel as bad when I don’t have a productive day, ya know?

big soft chair looks like a red recliner with blue footrest + seat + backrest featuring white Keith Haring style patterns & onomatopoeias of web slinging like THWOK and THWIP as well as spider-mans striking various poses

Just shaved my mustache for the first time since starting t and now I can’t look at myself in the mirror 🙃 I think my face was just made to have facial hair

Aliens I can deal with. I’d be more worried about falling off the boat 😳 lol

Every once in a while I get over myself and remember that I actually really love ABBA

Went to the dentist at my childhood Blockbuster yesterday. That was a trip.

Nazis: "that's a nazi salute"

Historians: "that's a nazi salute"

Average person: "that's a nazi salute"

The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."

I studied the Nazis at university, taught the history of Nazi Germany on two continents and wrote for major newspapers about Nazi Germany. I am internet famous for fact- checking chuds on the history, ideology and policy of Nazi Germany. That was a Nazi salute.

Much confusion about Elon's salute today but I'm a history buff so let me clear it up. That arm movement was a sieg heil, because Elon is a Nazi pig. There were actually a lot of Nazis up on that stage today. They weren't doing sieg heils but if you listened to what they were saying you could tell.

You know those graphite pipe factory tiktoks? I keep having dreams set in that factory.

Well it’s day one and my access to HRT is already in question

Don't let Donald Trump extending the TikTok ban distract you from the fact that his Administration is about to conduct mass deportations across America in a matter of days.

Wel I don’t know how it happened but I’m accidentally 30

Also, it’s not very well written, but the actors do the best with what they were given for sure. All in all, not great, but I don’t think it deserves entirely all the hate it’s getting. It definitely shouldn’t have won anything over Wicked though lol

Sometimes I wish I could just shazam an actor’s face

We’re both sick now so the nose blowing has become a call and response

I accidentally left a bad bunny TikTok looping too long and now the algorithm thinks I speak Spanish 😅 I’m extreeeemely rusty lol

Nothing like being so sick you can’t get out of bed for three days to make you yearn for the gym

My mom and aunt have collectively made 13 kinds of cookies for this week

I feel bad for people who don’t like dogs. Sometimes I’ll be having the worst day ever and see a dog on the street and it literally saves my sanity.

Finally watched The Substance last night. I have seen some batshit crazy movies in my time, but this one may take the cake as far as how many times I was truly gagged. Absolutely 100% worth the hype, and I’m not just saying that because I took arguably too many edibles before.