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@brandonito.bsky.social

I sling potato chips to pay the bills and enjoy hiking. Icon by @dreachu.bsky.social

219 Followers  |  158 Following  |  5,749 Posts  |  Joined: 03.12.2023  |  2.1498

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Welcome back

10.11.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If it gets dumb give me a call,
Would love an excuse to ditch work and Uber you.

10.11.2025 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Value buy

10.11.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Flights really are preconditioning for getting back into the normal slog. Safe travels, eventually๐Ÿ’™

10.11.2025 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s occasionally lonely missing out but give it a try. If sports canโ€™t be a distraction from all this shit then better off without. Itโ€™s also easier when your teams suck๐Ÿฅด

10.11.2025 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How did you sneak a camera into my bedroom.

10.11.2025 04:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course.

10.11.2025 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do enjoy a big scarf.

10.11.2025 04:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t ya like me?!?

10.11.2025 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Meet Marshie
YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom Meet Marshie

My brain retains the dumbest things for moments like this. youtu.be/b532gvpHd3k?...

10.11.2025 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least my JMikeโ€™s extra large sub was free with points. Still have a quarter left for secret eating.

10.11.2025 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cancelled every streaming service thatโ€™s bent the knee. At best your team wins it all and goes to the White House to make nice with this idiot.

10.11.2025 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PVD?

10.11.2025 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The faces of winning g football.

09.11.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy bonkers.

09.11.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That belongs in a museum.

09.11.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ll be there even if I have to drive. Zero skills at pinball but if you need a hype man, I got you. Carry a boombox, toss cookies like bills, Wyatt faced t shirt cannon, hail the king.

09.11.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

King of Florida.

09.11.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If thereโ€™s any karma or divine scales to be weighed youโ€™re on the good end of things.

09.11.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

5am Silver Bullets?

09.11.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Color coordinated food/attire

09.11.2025 06:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well this is gross.

09.11.2025 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blackfeet land is beautifully lonely and surreal to anyone from the coasts. Staring out at the plains reminds you who it โ€œbelongsโ€ to and why they were located there. I canโ€™t imagine what it does to your mind. If metal helps then turn it up.

09.11.2025 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This just makes it more awkward for anyone who knows how hourly employment works. After the second smiling waving employee the jig is up and Iโ€™m uncomfortable for both of us. At least theyโ€™re DEI-free smiling faces๐Ÿ™„

09.11.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We did have a Bostonโ€™s Sports restaurant, no affiliation with any team, might even be owned by Canadians.

09.11.2025 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lived in MT and canโ€™t remember any signature bbq beyond excellent beef. Never saw that restaurant in the 406 area code.

09.11.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wonder if they charge delivery fee for the restock.

09.11.2025 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Go Griz?

09.11.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well done.

08.11.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that the proper term, โ€œlofting,โ€ for throwing the ball so it bangs the lane?

08.11.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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