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With PokΓ©mon FireRed & LeafGreen coming out again on Friday...I can't help but think back to what Serebii looked like in 2004

Man, memories. Such a simpler time for website design. Those were the days.

I miss that old layout.

24.02.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 1
24.02.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 455    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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Here are your version exclusives between FireRed and LeafGreen when it drops this Friday for #PokemonDay

23.02.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4
They had begun to consider the Government of the United States as a mere appendage to their own affairs. We know now that Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob.
Never before in all our history have these forces been so united against one candidate as they stand today. They are unanimous in their hate for meβ€” and I welcome their hatred.

They had begun to consider the Government of the United States as a mere appendage to their own affairs. We know now that Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob. Never before in all our history have these forces been so united against one candidate as they stand today. They are unanimous in their hate for meβ€” and I welcome their hatred.

Something I think about often is, if a Democrat said this today, it would've been a hot mic moment and they'd have to apologize and say it was out of context. FDR said it at Madison Square Garden, 3 days before a presidential election

23.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1623    πŸ” 265    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 11
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It's Official: the Cybertruck is More Explosive than the Ford Pinto - FuelArc News We now have a full year of data for the Cybertruck, and a strange preponderance of headlines about Cybertrucks exploding into flames, including several fatalities. That’s more than enough data to comp...

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold.

The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold.

fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

23.02.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8407    πŸ” 3896    πŸ’¬ 233    πŸ“Œ 479

OpenAI is upset DeepSeek is stealing the content they stole.

13.02.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 594    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 6

trump can't stop it, only slow it down

say it with me everyone. you know the words. come on now

23.02.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1444    πŸ” 186    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 15

The floor plan for the planned ICE concentration camp in Social Circle, Georgia:

22.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4172    πŸ” 2315    πŸ’¬ 207    πŸ“Œ 243

One of my least favorite things around AI in video games is when these LLM idiots try to say that "AI has been in video games for decades," as if the routines that tell ghosts to chase Pac-Man are exactly the same as the chat bot claiming there are nine Rs in strawberry.

23.02.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4415    πŸ” 1225    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 28

Continuing the Don Mattrick legacy

23.02.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 269    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

Picard management tip: It's okay to be gentle and kind.

23.02.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 225    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 5

I MISS ART, I LOVE ART, ALL I WANNA DO IS DRAW, FUCK DOING OTHER STUFF. IM DRAWING TODAY

23.02.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 923    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 1
Farigiraf standing near the middle of the PokΓ©mon 30th anniversary logo.

Farigiraf standing near the middle of the PokΓ©mon 30th anniversary logo.

new farigiraf official art :D

23.02.2026 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Serebii Update: The PokΓ©mon Company have put out special 30th Anniversary logos for every PokΓ©mon

We've begun cataloguing all of them with over 500 catalogued and more will be added throughout the day

They can be found in our new section @ www.serebii.net/pokemon30/

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he realized ICE also does this and deleted

23.02.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5475    πŸ” 524    πŸ’¬ 140    πŸ“Œ 31

Can't fuckin' believe I'm doing this but here goes: Twitter is a mind prison, a true jail of career advancement. I stopped posting on there and within months I became the CEO of The Onion and I'm not kidding. Went back on last year, felt worse, then left again.

23.02.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 18313    πŸ” 2033    πŸ’¬ 425    πŸ“Œ 171

1 fuckton in metric fucktons

22.02.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 243    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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a man in a jacksonville jaguars shirt stands in a crowd ALT: a man in a jacksonville jaguars shirt stands in a crowd

Just seen multiple people saying that they tapped out at Metroid Dread's final boss because it was unreasonably hard when it's hands down the best part of the game.

22.02.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 2

"Drop on the deck and flop like a fish, motherfucker."

22.02.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4040    πŸ” 396    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 6

Incredible amount of strikes in 2026, heavily in healthcare for sure but workers are fucking PISSED.

22.02.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Greenland has healthcare. They don't need a healthcare boat.

You know what they don't have?

Pelicans.

Send a boat full of pelicans to Greenland. ebird.org/region/GL/bi...

22.02.2026 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 270    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

Ten glorious years of a guy who has mostly been the president and always been the main character of American political life doing posts like this and everyone trying to figure out what cable news segment he saw, misunderstood in the way a dog might misunderstand a crossword, and made into policy.

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Gonna cheat and put 4 for 40 years.

Link to the Past/Link Between Worlds are tied for β€œthe best Zelda” imo.

Zelda 1 as the nostalgic comfy choice.

And Majora’s Mask 3D for sentimental reasons.

21.02.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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Take the music challenge. Listen to your favorite song, once

21.02.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 317    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
Top 5 trends on bluesky, 1 is epstein victims, 2-4 are sports, 5 is caturday

Top 5 trends on bluesky, 1 is epstein victims, 2-4 are sports, 5 is caturday

The sports website needs to appreciate cats more, tbh.

21.02.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Legend of Zelda start screen

Legend of Zelda start screen

Deku Deals is celebrating everything Legend of Zelda today!

21.02.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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BREAKING: Xbox boss Phil Spencer is stepping down, will be replaced by Microsoft AI platform president Asha Sharma. Sarah Bond is also leaving. Matt Booty staying.

Seismic news for the video-game industry.

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Analysis; Xbox just got AI-Mogged after engaging in RestructureMaxxing, which is sure to lead to gamers cortisol spiking.

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