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me in the electric chair: "more like mahatma ganja amirite ladies?😎"
*i am executed for the crime of being too cool, thousands of protesters riot outside (they arent protesting my execution but the fact the governor denied my request to die by lethal injection while being jerked off by a hot milf)*

of groof

Still could be worse, could have had a woman of colour in charge instead

lmao perfect

~ Christianity (c. 70 CE - present)

was there like. a lore reason why you'd sniff someone's bed or did one of us (freaks) sneak into the pokemon dev team

none of these words are in the bible[1]

1. the bible was not written in english.

theres a sunk cost phallus/fallacy pun in there somewhere and i just cant find it but if i give up now the last 20 minutes of trying will have been for nothing

You may now kiss the bride.

What if all long term contracts were sealed with a kiss?

You may now kiss the landlord.
You may now kiss the car salesperson.
You may now kiss the recruiter.
You may now kiss the mortgage broker.

dusty origami boat. writing in pen on it says "boat!!! draw yourselves :)". and then there's a drawing of me with an origami boat crown :3

the other side of the boat. it says "the boat went away for a few weeks and came back... what adventures did it have?". then a drawing of the boat sailing towards a sea monster (labeled "monster 〈:0"). some arrows point behind the monster ("adventure"), behind the boat ("[train station]"), and down ("sea")

here it is btw :3

we're so back

nvm it came back jdidbfkncosmflvn

very true

killim

youtube videos: "I CAN SWING MY SWORD! - Minecraft Song" (96M views) and "LITERAL Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood Trailer" (53M views)

youtube videos: "VIRAL SONG" (49M views) and "MINI MINOTAUR SONG (feat. Tobuscus & Tim Tim)" (34M views)

what do you meannnn he did all of this↓ stuff and then turned out to be a terrible person

I literally just found out about spaceballs 2 while scrolling through tobuscus's terrible opinions on twitter

ska girl summer let's fuckin gooooo

oh then that's impressive

happy pride💞💞💞 from both of us

it's not outside if it lives in your heart

real

are you counting phones?

he's just like me...

melissa!!! ur so funny😭

ndisnkdmvodnksn

YouTube video by STEREOLYRICS TRACKS Star Wars Battlefront II (Classic) - 501st Journal (Full) HD

why would I watch 7 seasons of The Clone Wars when I have everything I need right here
youtu.be/iWOq1Tg-Jdw

so the king is the floor....

yayyyy

a friend took me out to dinner once and then Used Marijuana™ in the parking lot and went into his car. when I asked if he was planning to drive high he said it "helps him concentrate". and I was too awkward to say I wasn't comfortable with it :P

anyway he drove badly but I'm alive I think

I really thought it'd last longer :(. but I already have ideas for next time >:)