Jack

i'd go even further and say there is a reason even nixon kept this kind of stuff to himself. you would have to go back quite a bit to find a point at which is acceptable for a president to say anything like this *in public*, to say nothing of in the oval office.

I love it. Do you know what the tiebreak rule is that Duke wins the 6-2 tiebreak against like 4 other teams?

This is the right wing equivalent to batting for the cycle

This is the sheriff from Fansville.

everything is black mirror now

Every Seranthony appearance ever in one inning

Watching hoops

smart, Ohtani gets a quick AB so he can check his FanDuel for TNF

it’s infuriating because they never should’ve been alive, yet they were, and still blew it.

Jesús Luzardo has retired 11 in a row. This crowd is just begging to go wild for anything resembling offense from the Phillies.

Usually I have no patience for "what are defenders supposed to do?" commentary. But you have to ask on a play like that: What is the defender supposed to do?

No, no, Sean Payton, you go for 2 after the FIRST touchdown, not the SECOND touchdown.

Ohtani never plays well in Philly because of our well-documented home field advantage (giant casino right next to the ballpark)

Battleships are literally a case study in “preparing for the last war instead of the next one,” everybody spent 30 years building them after World War 1 and within the first month of the Pacific war it was clear they were outmatched

The president wants more of them now, in 2025

wentz v tomlin, who wants to lose it more

Can’t believe they didn’t go for 2.

All my best to this FEMA employee, and may they succeed in their mission:

we might be fucked

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

The media doesn't want you to know that like 92% of Americans died last year from illegal drugs. But we're not going to let them conceal the truth any longer.

One of the funniest things in football is that every player on punt coverage, even in the NFL, momentarily loses their mind on a muffed punt and thinks they can advance it. These guys are all football geniuses and know you can't. But you see that pigskin bouncing on that grass and you're a child

donald trump has been running sprints back and forth between yankee stadium and jfk airport since dawn. he just went past my apartment. i obviously oppose him politically in every way but i gotta call it how i see it: that dude is SO fucking fast. fastest i've ever seen a man run. he was flying

Every team is passing the “don’t kick the field goal up six” test, we are living in the future

President @realDonaldTrump showing President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hat 🤣🇺🇸

Showing the endangered leader of an invaded country my hats

Up 3-1 in the count, dude can’t throw a strike. Just awful.

bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset

this guy is human sludge. The entirety of CPS crawling up his ass for an investigation is too kind of a result