Bablesquatch

For a second I forgot about DBZ and thought this was referring to a semi-local crusty rave boi w/ that surname. I didn't even question it I was just like "Yeah he travels sometimes and that seems like something he would say while coked out of his mind."

Pro tip if forced to buy smuckers "fruit spread" (jfc they can't even call it jam) instead of your usual choice of spreadable fruit.... Stir it regularly because if you DON'T the last serving will be so runny that your PB&J shits itself into pure PB and leaves you looking at a plate full of sad goop

And before you say "play with mouse+keyboard" my entire keyboard is only one inch wider than my handspan, even TYPING is a nightmare let alone playing a game.

Does anyone know what causes/how to deal with "wandering cursor" when playing PC terraria with a controller? If I fully delete the config files it "fixes" it but only for about five minutes. Needless to say, it's very difficult to play when the cursor snaps to the middle left every 3 seconds.

Tom welling as Clark Kent from smallville. His shirt is off and he’s been chained inside the Kent farm barn. Pits exposed!!!

tom welling in smallville was my gay awakening

Imagine actually thinking "Tourists won't come to our country because they're too afraid that the moment they land they will be assaulted, kidnapped, and sent "back to" the completely wrong country" is somehow a win?

Heads so dense they have an event horizon from which no intelligence can escape.

"If the tartan's black and red, thats a guy you can give head. If the tartan's green and blue, that guy might be kin to you."

Bonus points if you can guess WHICH "green and blue" since there's like dozens of them

As we approach Highland Games season, I have only one thing to say: Some of y'all look great in your kilts, but you also might be my cousin for all I know.

Guess who woke up with their brain repeating that shitpost "Plastic Bag" cover of firework?

This would be a GREAT time for me to have an actual DRAWING of one of my OCs instead of just the vague mental image of "30-something half-asian guy in regal looking clothes"

Instead you get this

Not just me, right…?

Some asshole circa 2004: "Hey I have a great idea! You know how if you mess up those block puzzles you have to reset by leaving the room and coming back? Why don't we put one in a room that's physically impossible to leave until you've solved it! Then if the player messes up they have to reload!"

Flying bug: I think I shall go inside this open door only good things will happen to me in here

A new #FF9 artwork from Toshiyuki Itahana has been shared by Square Enix. (Take a close look at Vivi and Steiner! 🥺)

"Adventure takes root at the Iifa tree as heroes look on in this brand-new artwork commemorating 25 years of Final Fantasy IX..."

The problem with art is that I'm so out of practice that every time I try to draw it looks like crap, but then because it looks like crap I don't want to do it so I end up even MORE out of practice. It's a feedback loop of crooked eyes and weird jawlines.

We need that storm from the day after tomorrow fr
"Oh but people died" and you think the heat isn't killing anyone? At least with the cold we can bundle up inside and burn all the trump bibles and maga hats to stay warm.

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got a DM saying my posts are unhinged

like yes, is that not what you're all here for

hey normal people who wake up everyday without clogged sinuses and able to breathe, what’s that even like?

And then you find out they "showered 10 minutes ago" and are left wondering... do they think you just stand in the water for a minute and you're done?

I also haven't died yet which for me in a Zelda game is def saying something

I can tell my gaymer skills have improved over the years by the fact that I'm further into Minish Cap in 4 days than I got in 2 months the last time I played, even though last time I barely engaged with the kinstones mechanic and this time I'm running all over the map every time I pick one up

I haven't watched it yet but just from this pic I 1000% agree, his face has that same "God I want someone to punch you" energy as Weyoun from DS9

Seriously, it isn't that hard either. Look, I'll even go first: "I used to like Datsik but then we found out he's a creep so I quit listening to him."

See. I said it and nothing bad happened to me.

RIGHT? "Oh I had a bad day so I got blackout drunk" is fine but "I had a bad day so I smoked a joint" is some huuuuuge moral failing?

'Takopi's Original Sin' Anime is Officially Ending in 2 DAYS.
#Anime #Manga

#Yuuichi

a woman in a red jacket is talking to a man and says delete the wife ALT: a woman in a red jacket is talking to a man and says delete the wife

When you see a hot guy but he's straight and married

I'm all for the quote trends but rn literally 80% of my wall is the unfunny comedians post

YouTube video by Poetic Spider LEAVE NO EVIDENCE

IMMEDIATELY made me think of this