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Safer streets = day job, Washingtonian (DC), Disgruntled pelican (former Louisianian), baker, mom, insomnia poster, and oxford comma enthusiast, tweeting (skeeting?) into the void as 'me time. tweets/skeets = my own. she/her/hers

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Latest posts by femmeutcd.bsky.social on Bluesky

To have statehood so Congress stops playing in our business (DC)

05.02.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ice out

02.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5770    πŸ” 1207    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 168

Now just imagine being the public works staffer that has worked 4, 14 hour shifts who had to read that and respond rationally

29.01.2026 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just trying to imagine the ad breaks 🀣 "this episode of FILLABLE FORM is brought to you by THE DMV"

29.01.2026 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you offer it, could it also be continuing education for practitioners?! I would sign up in a heartbeat. I try to apply some behavioral psych aspects to the safe system approach "people make mistakes" in street design and Dr. Tice's research on driver cognition. But we need more!

29.01.2026 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same here. We cleared our walkway and driveway and the car and then the sleet and freezing rain came and it was like 2 solid inches of very slippery ice over everything. Then a plow came by during the freezing rain and created a berm 18" high across our driveway that refroze overnight

29.01.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DC Organizer at Greater Greater Washington Greater Greater Washington (GGWash) is hiring a DC Organizer. This is an early- to mid-career role for a practiced organizer who will, primarily, manage our work with Advisory Neighborhood Commissione...

The horrors persist, but so do the tangible rewards and joys of local organizing. We're hiring; you'll work for me! Applications due by Wed., Feb. 11: ggwash.org/careerboard/...

21.01.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a dog with the words 99 bottles of thing on the wall above it Alt: a cartoon show Bluey of a dad dog exhausted rocking his baby dog singing the words "99 bottles of thing on the wall"

Some days I feel like Bandit in the sleep episode when he's in the bathroom with Bluey but this Gif works too

21.01.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was listening to Paul Simon's Graceland album and when "you can call me Al" came on, my 10 year old looked at the display and said incredulously, "why is this called 'You can call me A.I.'??!" 🀣

19.01.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP this just like the Amazon HQ2 poopmoji building for National landing.

19.01.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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three men are playing a game of jeopardy with turd ferguson and sean Alt: three men on SNL are playing a game of jeopardy with one character acting as Burt Reynolds writing his name as "turd Ferguson" on the podium

A real Turd Ferguson, eh?

17.01.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean it could also be that for outsiders, this area is basically the upsidedown right now and as much as we try to stop it the little joy & vitality we have is being squeezed out by the dipshits who claim to understand & support strong economies. Why would anyone possibly want to move here now?

08.01.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's just a puppy thing and I'm forgetting. Otherwise she's the best! Jolene! What a great name!

05.01.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a 6 month old golden! I love her so so so much but please tell me it gets easier. She will chew just about everything she can find including bringing a full 3' long 2"wide stick into the house and just leaves wood shavings

05.01.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The tooth fairy can't fly around with all of those teeth! She/they need a collection site for freight delivery and sorting. (Btw Flats like incisors, if properly cared for, could also fetch a premium for roofing and paving materials)

02.01.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What about transit for a magical being that loses flight (Santa & elves, tooth fairy, etc.) my oldest asked about the tooth fairy at 5 so I had to world-build around dental commerce(eg molars are most valuable & get more $ b/c of their compression strength & can be used for structural projects)

02.01.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The cookie types are as follows:
Dark'n'stormy (2x)
German chocolate cake w/ toffee bits (2x)
Jamaican Sorrel
Chewy lemon w/ candied lemon peel
Coffee walnut shortbread
Ube with coconut eggnog frosting
Chocolate mint sammies
Classic chocolate chip
Structural gingerbread for a work competition

24.12.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dark ’n’ Stormy Cookies

I have made 10 batches of cookies so far this season but my favorite is this one. It's so damn good. Please talk me out of making a 3rd batch, my friends are all out of town and I will eat them all myself.
cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1027...

24.12.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing would make me feel like I belong in the archives more than that πŸ˜‚ We're in that sweet spot of seeing the beginning of wide scale computing & now, so we have the privilege/burden of being the glue. And tech changes so fast even the format of archived material needs to be constantly updated

24.12.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Paging @dcdutchiedude.bsky.social 😁

22.12.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please do!! I thoroughly enjoyed working there and would happily talk more about it.

22.12.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This!! I worked in the archives of my university library through college & loved it. l learned a ton about the town! But to digitize all that was in even that small school's library would have taken years and lots of funding for high quality scanners & photos. No one ever dedicates funds for it.

22.12.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yiiiikes

19.12.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dammit!!! @wamu.org.web.brid.gy why'd you have to blow up my one good soul food spot in DC?

19.12.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would love an SNL sketch on Big Dumb Truck to shift some of the derogatory focus onto dumb things toxic masculinity places value. "Do you need a personality that you can drive around everywhere? Try Big dumb truck. It's the vehicle that tells everyone 'NO, I'M A BIG BOY! Big dumb truck."

18.12.2025 10:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TW: driver hits person crossing. So many notable things here- Big dumb truck, windshield barely cleared of snow, permissive left turn, narrow crosswalk w/ perpendicular traffic very close to pedestrians (forward blind spots), access management of all gas stations, lack of building setback (far side)

18.12.2025 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I also found this disappointing yet we were in the map! It didn't even get into High injury networks they did more of the hex area that geospatial analysts use, not helpful for transportation safety work, that's why we all use HINs.

17.12.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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City Cast DC The City Cast DC daily podcast and the Hey DC daily newsletter are made by Washingtonians for Washingtonians.

I am once again begging @citycastdc.bsky.social Michael Schaffer for the love of all things holy stop asking journalists engineering questions. Also the numbers for DC that Weiner mentioned are ALL MODES not just pedestrians. Link for those interested. dc.citycast.fm?utm_source=g...

17.12.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Christmas tree posted in usdot plaza in Navy Yard with crowds of people around it

Christmas tree posted in usdot plaza in Navy Yard with crowds of people around it

Christmas tree and very loud Christmas music playing in USDOT plaza. Separation of church and state where?

11.12.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same as Becky, it thinks I'm Gen Z but I'm squarely in elder millennial.

10.12.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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