Big Joy

I was thinking someone should make a sofa that’s all L but that’s a bed isn’t it.

Didn’t get a second interview after the lady in the first one was really encouraging and nice so I guess now I’m an incel.

Tissues, tiny deodorant (if possible), mints (not gum). Make sure you check her wrist for a hair tie before pictures 🥰

Once used “spinny-go-round-make-clean” because I forgot the work for dishwasher 🤷‍♀️

Are you sharing why you’re going for or keeping it to yourself? I will cross everything either way! ❤️

It’s cold and miserable out so I’m having a nice bubbly bath and watching Saving Private Ryan

Lord grant me serenity or, failing that, bail money.

Pretty bafflingly bad by all standard measures but if you threw some muppets in that could actually be a banger film.

The man in the iron mask poster

Nw:

Nothing like the first sunny day of spring to remind you that you’re basically a house plant dressed up in meat.

This will always be up there for me, just great, entertainment.

The poster for only the brave

Based on true events so there’s only so much you can do but the structure is all over the shop. None of the women have a personality though Connelly does her absolute best with what she’s given (horse girl). Bridges won’t stop touching people and it’s uncomfortable, he also sings for some reason.

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Me doing a silly model pose in way too much clothing to be taken seriously in a sandstone doorway in Egypt

Mental illness is cancelled I have been exposed to the sun again

Ikr if you’re spending millions of dollars on sfx at least pay a bloody writer to make your dialogue not sound like it was written by a fourteen year old.

Oh thank god

A triangular hanger with three beige doors at sunset looking like someone is building pod racers inside

Airport I flew in to today is very Star Wars coded imo

The poster of Robin Hood 2018

This was fascinatingly bad from so many angles I genuinely couldn’t stop watching. The acting is bad. The dialogue is terrible. The editing sucks. Tim Minchin for some reason. The obvious gulf war bit. What in the Jesus Christ was that.

This happens to me too. Plus my birthday is around Christmas so I don’t even get a cake because “we don’t need anymore desserts” 😒

What’s the nicest thing someone has ever baked for you

Dan puts his ring on a chain round his neck because of this

Looking arrogantly at the camera in a baggy white shirt with a tumble of red/brown hair in a cluttered dressing room.

Felt like an androgynous poet, might delete later.

Me swearing at my laptop. My desk is a state

Me looking smug and a bit like 80s Madonna while my friend Charlie leans in behind me to stick out her tongue

I’ve finished with work after a shitter of a week and I’ve got two more shows pratting about being a German terrorist and then I’m off to Egypt for 7 well deserved nights of REST

Guacamole bed is bad bed.

Learning it is hell. You have to watch 5 other people (because expansion) learn a different board game at the same time as you’re trying to learn a board game and I got very cross. I imagine it will be better the second time round.

Name three songs you irrationally hate. Mine are:

1. Lovely day - Bill Withers
2. I’ve got a feeling - The Black Eyed Peas
3. Hand in glove - The Smiths

I assume this is like living with a very small foreign language speaker.

Jealous! I hope you win 😉

An alcoholic drink (g&T) in the background you can see my glorious cheese plant and a red patterned rug

This week has been a horror show at work

Merry weekend to all who celebrate, we made it lxds.

Yikes! I had 3 days of dread recently because I said dinner smelled funny and my husband said “oh maybe you’re pregnant” in an offhand way and I was like 😳

Turned out I was not which is good because I’m not planning on kids as a mere child of 33 myself.