Summer Joy 💐

Me in a red bikini by a pool with my arms spread wide to the sun

Mental illness is cancelled

A shoeless woman pulling a sad face holing a holiday hat

These days if you say you’re English they’ll confiscate your shoes at the airport

Oh Red ❤️

Me in my Viking get up roaring a high note next to a yodaesque puppet

Farewell Space Hamlet, it was a joy.

Due to a miscommunication the dog has had double dinner and is celebrating with heinous farts 🤢

I’ll give it a go, I’ve put it outside for the summer so maybe the rain will flush it through?

The avocado I rescued keeps going all curly brown leaves. They all fall off and then it grows some more then they go yellow and die. What does it want? Why is it like this?

Ooo how do you know Amy?

Me dressed as a space Viking himbo being lectured by a green yoda looking puppet

Opening night, everyone say “good luck Joy” 😬

Me in my space hamlet costume in heavy eye make up doing a fuck bot face

It’s giving the slutty “the way of the warrior” and I love it.

Drake meme - the top is Sunday scaries, the bottom is Sunday don’t caries

Excited to half arse my way through my working week because it’s SPACE HAMLET SHOW WEEK 🎸🎸

I can only read the word “labubu” in a yogi bear voice.

Some people haven’t known a round of applause since before puberty and it really shows.

A Labubu is when the Labour Party do something shit i.e. their daily activities.

I have made a device that transfers shame from those who have too much to those who have to little and I’m going to use it to fix society.

Isn’t Barigoule the bad guy from the first Christopher Nolan Batman?

Is the bad one “shake upside down like you’ve lost a pick in an acoustic guitar” or “stick hand in and fish for the choking hazard”. Neither seems good.

A huge trash monster puppet with a person operating each arm, giant yellow balloon sized eyes and a big club.

Introducing the newest, largest and stupidest thing I’ve made to date. I’m so proud of this show and everyone in it.

Space Hamlet is playing the Norwich Puppet Theatre from the 5th to the 9th of August and you can still get tickets here - www.tickettailor.com/events/norwi...

Nooo I’m here always, we could have had a Norwich meet up

My largest child needed peepers

Friends fear she’s been left alone in the house and is back on her bullshit.

My black spaniel cross Bernie in a carpet of hedge parsley seedlings in the forest near mine

Merry weekend to all who celebrate 💚

A white snake with a flower crown, she’s beautiful

It me

Trying to have a relaxing bath but my skin is doing that shed the top layer thing and it’s all getting a bit human soup in here.

The CEO I work for frequently says “if we get this right we can all retire early” and it boils my blood. I make the same money whether stupid project #179 goes well or badly. Bell end.

You can make chocolate spread ones and with ice cream they are a delight.

Greggggg ‘mastertwat’ Wallace is going to use being fired from Masterchef as a way to become a right wing pundit, I guarantee it.

He definitely has my vote. Aside from agreeing with him on pretty much all the key issues, the transphobia from his opponents needs to be very firmly rejected.

The Greens have done some good work in dealing with internal transphobia but it needs to do a LOT more.

A nasty paper mache egg in the style of alien, its is pinky brown and drips green slime

Made a threatening egg. Egg club🍳 🥚?

Monday morning thunder storm is a bit on the nose.